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"It doesn't matter what you like - according to the demographics, this is the car for you."

"Could we talk Girl Scout cookies?"

"Your body language says you've lost interest."

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'It's so new we don't know what it does, but nobody else has it so we're selling the hell out of it.'

'The sales team did all they could, so I'd have to say the blame for that must fall on the consumer.'

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"It's too easy to lose a business card. A rubber stamp, you'll remember."

"Now, that's product placement!"

"Come in, Timpson. I'd love to hear your opinions of the new marketing strategy - so long as they don't clash with mine."

'His foot-in-the-door technique has to be seen to be believed.'

The competition's customer vs our customer.

"Advertise! Advertise! That's always been your answer for everything."

"The improvement is the higher price."

"Well, for this amount we could do you a nice word-of-mouth campaign!"

'We've all done our part, but now our fate rests in the hands of a higher power: Marketing.'

'I like to think our false and deceptive advertising is falser and more deceptive than anyone else's false and deceptive advertising.'

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'I dunno. Maybe we need a new slogan.'

"This one."

'It's creative as hell! Now that you've got that out of your system, give me a campaign that will sell.'

'It has everything... I love it!'

'Off hand, I'd say it's a problem with your distributor.'

"You did it again, BJ. Yet another stirring demonstration of brand marketing!"

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"'Whites whiter, colors vivid and bright'. Is this laundry detergent of cataract surgery?"

'Okay, so we went over the top with it, but our PR team said it would generate a lot of buzz.'

"Our marketing expansion seems a little haphazard."

'I want a campaign that will fool some of the people some of the time and all of the people all the time.'

'Wow! I've got one from someone I know!'

"Until we get reaction to the campaign, I want you to pretend it's your idea."

"The company believes in personal branding."

'Do you know the definition of marketing.'-'Ready, fire, aim.'

The pharmaceutical industry

"We have to develop a new way to build our customer base. Antispam software has put a dent in our marketing strategy."