Sales Maven Mugs

"We've made the perfect TV commercial! You laugh, you cry, you buy!"

The day the stock market went UP.

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system."

'I think you are taking this elevator pitch way too literally'.

Great Chinese Dynasties

Apples for sale

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

'We want everyone to remember our name.'

"So, I see you have a background in advertising..."

"It's kohlrabi, the next hot vegetable."

'Looks like your cash cow just got diverted to the slaughterhouse.'

"Unfortunately, the consumer was not as demanding as we had hoped."

'A few more years in this job and you'll learn how to delegate stress.'

Guy has framed 'first Yuan'

"What do you think I can get for it on the blackboard market?"

"So then the VP of Sales looks right at me and says 'Larry, what's going on? We don't have any traction in the market.' Like it's MY fault!"

"#Win!"

'You're close, Spencer, but usually a business plan is a little more involved!'

Creative department

'Let me see your portfolio of stolen ideas.'

"Cash, Jordan. That's what separates man from the apes."

'We're living in a round hole economy.'

"Does anyone here have a clue what it is we used to get?"

"I'm not happy about what the economists are predicting."

Made in China

'Which sounds better: 'now with MORE XZ100' or 'now with LESS XZ100'?'

'Kroft, Kroft, Kroft...to thine own demographic be true!'

Investments - Founders Bear and Bull.

European currency on the edge.

"Remember, money is only a tool - to make more money."

Slipping and sliding down the slope...

'When investment bankers give parental advice'

"I'm teaching him to rollover my 401 (k)."

Warning that Inflationary Policies Could Lead to Crash on Wall St