Commercial Maven Mugs

'Which sounds better: 'now with MORE XZ100' or 'now with LESS XZ100'?'

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

The day the stock market went UP.

"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system."

Apples for sale

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

'We want everyone to remember our name.'

'Looks like your cash cow just got diverted to the slaughterhouse.'

"It's kohlrabi, the next hot vegetable."

"So, I see you have a background in advertising..."

"Unfortunately, the consumer was not as demanding as we had hoped."

'A few more years in this job and you'll learn how to delegate stress.'

"So then the VP of Sales looks right at me and says 'Larry, what's going on? We don't have any traction in the market.' Like it's MY fault!"

Guy has framed 'first Yuan'

"#Win!"

Creative department

'Let me see your portfolio of stolen ideas.'

'We're living in a round hole economy.'

"Does anyone here have a clue what it is we used to get?"

'Kroft, Kroft, Kroft...to thine own demographic be true!'

European currency on the edge.

Investments - Founders Bear and Bull.

"I'm not happy about what the economists are predicting."

Slipping and sliding down the slope...

'When investment bankers give parental advice'

Direct Marketing...

'Tech stocks dropped on the finding that technology isn't neccessarily the best solution to everything.'

'This is where I hang out until bullishness makes a comeback.'

"I don't have to be a team player, Crawford. I'm the team owner."

Trade Show Sherpas

The bad news is our boxer shorts are still bursting into flames. The good news is our brand recognition is through the roof

'Okay, okay, be patient!'

'well of course I'm giving your portfolio the attention it deserves, I'm even wearing a black armband!'

Stock market Bull & Bear financial whirlwind.

"Business is booming! Come in and see our explosive sales today!"