Sale Surfer Gifts

"You cannot resist my universal appeal!"

'If you keep walking, you'll save a hundred percent.'

Shopaholic

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

'It was an impulse buy Mary. At 75 percent off in the New Year sale AND free home delivery. . .'

Surfing the daily stress

Baby on board.

"For the last time, I’m not Bigfoot — I’m Larry from Vermont!"

What are you in the mood to get confused watching tonight?

"I don't know who you are!"

'This seashell does not sound like the ocean... It sounds like someone yelling 'Look out!''

Jesus sighted walking off Malibu

"Dow's up!"

'...And as suburban sprawl continues to grow, many people are finding themselves living uncomfortably close to their wildlife neighbors.'

'No surf?'

'Another nice wave.'

"Should be back soon. He's just out catching a few x-rays."

Surfing kangaroo #1 Hawaiian shirt.

'The trick to scaring surfers is to only show your dorsal fin when you surface next to them...'

'...you'd better get yourself a good lawyer!'

Sex Section in the Library

Oh Darling, you've got a bit of surfer stuck in you teeth.

"While you're at it, can you do something with him? He can't remember a thing!"

La Jolla School of Advanced Music Graduate Frank Kettleknyper played a mello cello.

Card shark

The wetsuit preferred by 9 out of 10 executive windsurfers.

Snowman dreaming of surfing.

Large Very Fresh Eggs

"The only thing that stops a bad shark is a good shark."

"I like a diet rich in surfers."

"Good lord - not another Surfing Safari!"

Surfer and the Whale

Wife doing Internet banking & Online shopping, saying 'Darling, I'm just collecting my pension. Is there anything we need from the shops?'

"If they're swimming they're seafood. If they're on surfboards they're not."

Screenior citizen