Sale Surfer Gifts

'If you keep walking, you'll save a hundred percent.'

Shopaholic

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

'It was an impulse buy Mary. At 75 percent off in the New Year sale AND free home delivery. . .'

Surfing the daily stress

"For the last time, I’m not Bigfoot — I’m Larry from Vermont!"

What are you in the mood to get confused watching tonight?

"I don't know who you are!"

'This seashell does not sound like the ocean... It sounds like someone yelling 'Look out!''

Jesus sighted walking off Malibu

"Dow's up!"

'The trick to scaring surfers is to only show your dorsal fin when you surface next to them...'

Surfing kangaroo #1 Hawaiian shirt.

'...you'd better get yourself a good lawyer!'

'Another nice wave.'

"Should be back soon. He's just out catching a few x-rays."

'No surf?'

Sex Section in the Library

Oh Darling, you've got a bit of surfer stuck in you teeth.

"While you're at it, can you do something with him? He can't remember a thing!"

The wetsuit preferred by 9 out of 10 executive windsurfers.

Card shark

La Jolla School of Advanced Music Graduate Frank Kettleknyper played a mello cello.

Snowman dreaming of surfing.

Large Very Fresh Eggs

"I like a diet rich in surfers."

"Good lord - not another Surfing Safari!"

"The only thing that stops a bad shark is a good shark."

Surfer and the Whale

Wife doing Internet banking & Online shopping, saying 'Darling, I'm just collecting my pension. Is there anything we need from the shops?'

'He became an enthusiastic silver surger when he discovered there are nude ladies on the internet.'

"That's just the meds kicking in."

Screenior citizen

"If they're swimming they're seafood. If they're on surfboards they're not."

Moving Van.