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Employment Office. You're still only finding temporary jobs? Yeah, my income stream is not continuously flowing and it never reaches flood stage.

"River well stocked this year."

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

'We're all right as long as they think we're taking millions.'

'Any chance of doubling my salary?'

All I want for Christmas is a modest recovery in the GDP, along with expectations that the year-over-year growth rate will significantly improve in 2014.'

"I'm going to be rich, famous, and irresistible to the opposite sex any day now, Randy." "I think you've had one too many hot cocas, little buddy." "No, really. I've written a note for my descendants and buried it in a time capsule in my backyard." "Once they read it, they'll time-travel back to the 20th century and genetically engineer my embryonic self." "They'll bestow me with superhuman charisma, epic good looks, and money-management skills." "You're forgetting that to have descend

"Apparently Wilbur hasn't gotten that raise. He's still hamming it up for the boss."

'Would you like your dividend in pennies, nickels or bitcoin?'

Snowing Money.

"A raise? You want me to give you a raise? Do I look like f*ckin' Santa Claus?"

'I could have made money in the stock market if I had only found the right 'How to invest' book...'

Golden Eggs.

"I just sold my entire back catalogue of songs for $185 million."

'Never mind that you could have bought Microsoft years ago - I could have married Bill Gates,'

'I'm your fantasy from the U.S. Treasury Department.'

"I want to be so successful that it ruins my life."

'I'm only a millionaires, and there are over 260 billionaires!'

If only it was true...'I'm raising all your salaries by 50%...'

'We replaced your expense account with this wonderful motivational poster.'

'I may be an incurable optimist, but I think I can get a raise out of ol' J.P.'

'Great cash flow, Phil.'

'I'm the bride's ex boyfriend. Before she says yes, can I just tell her that I've just won the lottery jackpot?!'

"When I'm gone all this will be yours son...but I'll be bankrupt by then so you'll probably get nothing!"

"Wake up! You were having a nightmare. Don't worry. Your demographic is still marketable."

'Ms. Booth, your portfolio is full of sound and fury signifying zero returns.'

"Where'd you get that?"

"My first video flopped. Okay. Bad script. But then I did a walk-on for Disney and wound up with a three-video streaming deal."

"Hey, I got another roll of thousands, that's the third time this week... so what'd you get?"

'Funny how no-one ever asks for the cure for cancer.'

"Do you think we should tell anyone about this?"

"Naps. Do you have anything in naps?"

"My third and final wish is for money and wealth—again!"

"Someday, son, you're going to inherit a great deal of money. It's called 'Head Start'."

"If the Obama Transition Team is interested they'll leave a message."