Demographic Dreamers T-Shirts

"Wake up! You were having a nightmare. Don't worry. Your demographic is still marketable."

Math Dreams

"I have an imaginary friend called Fred, and my dad has one called Alexa."

Home Sweet Home

'Congratulations, you graduated.'

'Yes, it is large for a smart phone, but then it does do absolutely everything.'

"Maybe I'm aiming too high...maybe 'saving for a cool car' is too hard."

it's back to school time, Frank. I think I have everything I need. I have a new backpack, pens, pencils, erasers, notebooks and, of course, a mask. We don't need those anymore. Speak for yourself. Zzzzzzz.

University Cafeteria. The first semester of college is tough. I'm not taking geography because I couldn't find the classroom on the map. I'm way behind on my archeology assignments. I'm buried and need to dig my way out. And everybody in political science lies and cheats to get ahead. How are you doing in statistics? I think I'm doing very well! My test scores are hugely below the class median. I should probably learn what that means.

'It's one of our new technology rings, it allows you to download karats.'

"My parents are going to pay for my education but I'm on my own for any attorney's fees."

Bio Lab. You spliced phoenix DNA into a lemming? What are you trying to make? A perpetual motion machine!

Bioengineering Lab, I put a little Dachshund DNA into a rabbit. Hare extensions!

"What's most exciting about NFTs is the opportunity for dynamic new content."

"What do I do - I'm a mouse pilot, like everybody else."

All I want for Christmas is a modest recovery in the GDP, along with expectations that the year-over-year growth rate will significantly improve in 2014.'

"FREEDOM!!!"

'Welcome to digital - you now have more of what you didn't want than you ever thought possible!'

You have reached the end of your brain...

"Do you believe the world is all an illusion?" "I know it is. I know it can be bent by our collective will. When I was born, there were horses and buggies in the streets. But as soon as we all believed we could do it, we went to the moon." "Oh, I agree. That's why I'm trying to get the whole internet to retweet 'It's possible to upload our minds into immortal robot bodies.' If the entire hive mind of Earth tweets that at the same time, it's got to come true." "I hope not. I'd hate for you to end

The Music of Life (in the key of dna).

Spell-Check Bee

"To meet the girl of your dreams, swipe right on the lamp."

Virtual Reality Shop. I think our business here will expand as actual reality becomes more and more unbelievable.

"Well, once you get your PhD on 'The Return of the Repressed in Early Jacobean Drama', then we;ll discuss how disappointed you are."

Well, those election results certainly surprised me. Me too, little buddy. But that's because when I went to sleep last night, I had a dream … that Robert F. Kennedy had lived, he appointed Carl Sagan as science advisor and head of NASA, Sagan took us to Mars in 1991, and Donald Trump spent the rest of his days founding casinos and selling real estate degrees on the red planet. Meanwhile, in the 2016 election, Martin Luther King Jr. narrowly defeated Sonny Bono. I just meant I'd forgotten we wer

"I hope that wish list you just sent to Santa wasn't too big." "Our server just crashed!"

"The extent of your extracurricular activities in high school, may very well be participation in regular program of oral hygiene using an effective decay preventaative tooth paste, but that won't get you into a good university."

Man climbing a dna 'ladder'.

The little search engine: I think I can, I know I can.

Garden genomes.

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'According to this stop watch I'm not growing up fast enough.'

Research -Development - Wishful Thinking

"I only wish emails could deliver papercuts."