Salary Scrutinizer Gifts

'It's a disaster, legal salaried have fallen across the board in relation to similarly paid professionals.'

CONGRESS, 'You know, we wouldn't need a pay hike if we got commissions on our appropriations.'

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'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

'Your salary will help you learn the lesson that life is not fair.'

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

"I see by your resume that you're having trouble finding work because you pad your resume."

"We add an eighteen percent gratuity for parties of six or more."

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

'I see from your C. V. that you're my son...'

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CATCHY NAME

'Wagner, if I paid you what you're worth, you'd be working for nothing!'

'My salary increase got a few oo-hs.. but no ah-hs..'

'Every man has his price, Peterson. I've decided yours is £2.75.'

'Not for what I'm getting paid!'

"There are 45,000 people at the stadium but only 500 of them bought tickets...the other ones are security guards for our 250 million euro player!"

"Our health insurance premium doubled. Our age is now a pre-existing condition."

"Yes, you paid for the product and the plan, but there's an extra charge for actually using it."

"There must be an app for this..."

"Government requires that we lower the bar."

'At least I'm not accused of being envious, lustful, greedy, prideful, gluttonous or wrathful.'

Truth in Labeling: 'Snouts, lips, jowls, cheeks and viscera enclosed in intestine and served on a bun, Mustard optional.'

'Hey, there's a spot - pull in there!'

The System is a Punishment for a Past Life

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GP motto 'If in doubt call it a syndrome'

'Get in there, $1,500,000, and pinch-hit for $3,250,000'

Say It Ain't So, Ho

Smoking Gun

'The danger of similar packaging.'

'This is a rip-off!'

Bring down the Airlines.

"It's a fabulous deal. You'll make peanuts."

"$865 attorney fee, $198 title insurance fee, $150 administration fee, $135 title search fee, and heck, let's add a $200 'at this point the client probably won't notice anyway' fee."