Sign Scrutinizer Gifts

Looking for a gift that honors the sign scrutinizer’s keen eye for details? Our collection offers witty and thoughtful products perfect for those who love to analyze, review, or simply savor the fine print. Ideal for the hobbyist, amateur critic, or anyone who enjoys dissecting signs with care, these items add personality and humor to their daily routine, making their passion for scrutiny both fun and appreciated.

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'Hey, there's a spot - pull in there!' mockup

'Hey, there's a spot - pull in there!'

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Opportunities in Coronatimes

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"Sign my yearbook?"

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'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!'' mockup

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

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“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'” mockup

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

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'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.' mockup

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

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"Honey, are we watching TV or is it watching us?"

"Honey, are we watching TV or is it watching us?" mockup

"Honey, are we watching TV or is it watching us?"

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Nuclear Security Summit

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CATCHY NAME

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Woman is shocked at seeing her weight, she doesn't realise that her dog is also on the scales.

Woman is shocked at seeing her weight, she doesn't realise that her dog is also on the scales. mockup

Woman is shocked at seeing her weight, she doesn't realise that her dog is also on the scales.

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Self-Improvement, Self-Empowerment, Self-Aggrandizement

Self-Improvement, Self-Empowerment, Self-Aggrandizement mockup

Self-Improvement, Self-Empowerment, Self-Aggrandizement

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'The hardest part of being a street crazy is picking each day's sign.'

'The hardest part of being a street crazy is picking each day's sign.' mockup

'The hardest part of being a street crazy is picking each day's sign.'

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"Can I borrow a pen?"

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'Just sign your approval for the heliport and we can both go about our business.'

'Just sign your approval for the heliport and we can both go about our business.' mockup

'Just sign your approval for the heliport and we can both go about our business.'

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'Meet the Author'/'Meet the Plagiarist' - An Author and a Plagiarist selling and signing the same book story and title.

'Meet the Author'/'Meet the Plagiarist' - An Author and a Plagiarist selling and signing the same book story and title. mockup

'Meet the Author'/'Meet the Plagiarist' - An Author and a Plagiarist selling and signing the same book story and title.

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'Are you sure it's necessary to sign this part declaring 'all information is true and correct to the best of my knowledge'?.'

'Are you sure it's necessary to sign this part declaring 'all information is true and correct to the best of my knowledge'?.' mockup

'Are you sure it's necessary to sign this part declaring 'all information is true and correct to the best of my knowledge'?.'

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"There must be an app for this..." mockup

"There must be an app for this..."

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"Yes, you paid for the product and the plan, but there's an extra charge for actually using it."

"Yes, you paid for the product and the plan, but there's an extra charge for actually using it." mockup

"Yes, you paid for the product and the plan, but there's an extra charge for actually using it."

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'At least I'm not accused of being envious, lustful, greedy, prideful, gluttonous or wrathful.'

'At least I'm not accused of being envious, lustful, greedy, prideful, gluttonous or wrathful.' mockup

'At least I'm not accused of being envious, lustful, greedy, prideful, gluttonous or wrathful.'

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Truth in Labeling: 'Snouts, lips, jowls, cheeks and viscera enclosed in intestine and served on a bun, Mustard optional.'

Truth in Labeling: 'Snouts, lips, jowls, cheeks and viscera enclosed in intestine and served on a bun, Mustard optional.' mockup

Truth in Labeling: 'Snouts, lips, jowls, cheeks and viscera enclosed in intestine and served on a bun, Mustard optional.'

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"You've signed my book in tomato sauce..."

"You've signed my book in tomato sauce..." mockup

"You've signed my book in tomato sauce..."

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"Oh, I've never actually read any of your books. . . I come to these hoping the author will pass away and the book will increase in value!"

"Oh, I've never actually read any of your books. . . I come to these hoping the author will pass away and the book will increase in value!" mockup

"Oh, I've never actually read any of your books. . . I come to these hoping the author will pass away and the book will increase in value!"

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Gonzo Marketing - batteries not included in batteries.

Gonzo Marketing - batteries not included in batteries. mockup

Gonzo Marketing - batteries not included in batteries.

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"My wife is quite keen on checking the finer details before we sign anything."

"My wife is quite keen on checking the finer details before we sign anything." mockup

"My wife is quite keen on checking the finer details before we sign anything."

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GP motto 'If in doubt call it a syndrome'

GP motto 'If in doubt call it a syndrome' mockup

GP motto 'If in doubt call it a syndrome'

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'The danger of similar packaging.' mockup

'The danger of similar packaging.'

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'Somebody is stealing our signs.' mockup

'Somebody is stealing our signs.'

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Man uses encyclopaedia to try to decipher trendy signs for toilets in pub: pens and cobs

Man uses encyclopaedia to try to decipher trendy signs for toilets in pub: pens and cobs mockup

Man uses encyclopaedia to try to decipher trendy signs for toilets in pub: pens and cobs

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Bring down the Airlines.

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Smoking Gun

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"I wouldn't spend too long reading it - the first payment's almost due."

"I wouldn't spend too long reading it - the first payment's almost due." mockup

"I wouldn't spend too long reading it - the first payment's almost due."

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"$865 attorney fee, $198 title insurance fee, $150 administration fee, $135 title search fee, and heck, let's add a $200 'at this point the client probably won't notice anyway' fee."

"$865 attorney fee, $198 title insurance fee, $150 administration fee, $135 title search fee, and heck, let's add a $200 'at this point the client probably won't notice anyway' fee."

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"I never sign without reading it first."

"I never sign without reading it first." mockup

"I never sign without reading it first."

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Sign Scrutinizer Gifts Collection

Sign Scrutinizer Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs designed for sign scrutinizers—perfect for mornings filled with analysis and coffee.

Sign Scrutinizer Pillows

Discover pillows that add personality and humor to any room, celebrating those who love to scrutinize signs with style.

Sign Scrutinizer Prints

Decorate their space with prints that pay homage to the dedicated sign scrutinizer—fun, stylish, and full of personality.

Sign Scrutinizer T-Shirts

Find witty t-shirts that make a statement for the sign scrutinizer in your life—ideal for casual outings and expressing their detailed personality.