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'Boy, when they say one trip salad bar, they MEAN one trip salad bar!'

"It comes with a small Greek salad."

Mrs. Robot attempts to improve her family's diet.

Mayo-A-Mayo

"May I take your plate or are you still nibbling?"

"It's this trend that leads us to believe we should supplement our oil commodities with investments in some of the Earth's rich vinegar and crouton reserves."

'I didn't know it was a one-trip salad bar!'

" 'Unlimited salad bar' sounded better on the menu."

'No - we really don't cater for vegans, even our salad dressing is made from sperm oil!'

"We only do salads. There's no need to keep warning customers that the plates are cold."

'You're eating too much roughage.'

An art director eats: 'Waiter! Does this lettuce say 'salad' to you?'

"Who is having the 4 bean salad? Half portion?"

"I'm pleased to say our dishes all have too much kale."

I can't believe I ate all that kale for nothing.

'Boy, when they say one trip salad bar, they MEAN one trip salad bar!'

'It's great that you made your own salad, dear, but those aren't croutons, they're dog kibbles.'

"I want proof that I even need that much iron before I go eating all that spinach."

Please be gentle, waiter. This is my first salad. I'm sorry, sir, but there's a reason they call it "roughage."

'What! No garnish or side salad?'

"It's got lettuce and pickle...why can't we call it a salad."

Gustav Mahler orders a salad.

"Let me guess. You want French and you want ranch?"

"You're not being punished, Kenny...Salad is what we're having for dinner."

'Dear, what if tonight I add watercress, sorrel and purslane to our salad

"If you want extra virgin oil on the salad that's a £5 supplement...."

Anatomy of a Salad

"Now that's what I'm talking about."

Fred walks into a salad bar on the wrong side of the tracks.

Bottle Of Thousand Island Dressing going towards island.

"The tomatoes came from our neighbor's garden. Please don't tell him."

"We're checking ourselves out after making our own salads and grinding our own coffee...they should be paying us!"

Pig in the back room sits quivering as the chef offers bacon bits to a customer.

'Dressing the Salad. Why?'

Absolute Power Corrupts Absolutely.