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'Boy, when they say one trip salad bar, they MEAN one trip salad bar!'

"It comes with a small Greek salad."

Mrs. Robot attempts to improve her family's diet.

"May I take your plate or are you still nibbling?"

Mayo-A-Mayo

'I didn't know it was a one-trip salad bar!'

"It's this trend that leads us to believe we should supplement our oil commodities with investments in some of the Earth's rich vinegar and crouton reserves."

" 'Unlimited salad bar' sounded better on the menu."

'No - we really don't cater for vegans, even our salad dressing is made from sperm oil!'

"We only do salads. There's no need to keep warning customers that the plates are cold."

'You're eating too much roughage.'

"I'm pleased to say our dishes all have too much kale."

An art director eats: 'Waiter! Does this lettuce say 'salad' to you?'

"Who is having the 4 bean salad? Half portion?"

I can't believe I ate all that kale for nothing.

'It's great that you made your own salad, dear, but those aren't croutons, they're dog kibbles.'

'Boy, when they say one trip salad bar, they MEAN one trip salad bar!'

"I want proof that I even need that much iron before I go eating all that spinach."

'What! No garnish or side salad?'

"It's got lettuce and pickle...why can't we call it a salad."

Gustav Mahler orders a salad.

"Let me guess. You want French and you want ranch?"

'Dear, what if tonight I add watercress, sorrel and purslane to our salad

"You're not being punished, Kenny...Salad is what we're having for dinner."

"If you want extra virgin oil on the salad that's a £5 supplement...."

Anatomy of a Salad

"Now that's what I'm talking about."

"The tomatoes came from our neighbor's garden. Please don't tell him."

"We're checking ourselves out after making our own salads and grinding our own coffee...they should be paying us!"

Fred walks into a salad bar on the wrong side of the tracks.

Pig in the back room sits quivering as the chef offers bacon bits to a customer.

Bottle Of Thousand Island Dressing going towards island.

'Dressing the Salad. Why?'

Absolute Power Corrupts Absolutely.

Condensed chef salad