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"Can't we just go after sailfish...?"

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

'No, I'm not stranded. This is the only place I could find that has no distractions.'

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

"Now you can send it."

'...I said we've been marooned.'

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

Where cartoon characters go on holiday...

Saved...life is good!

'That strange smell, George.. is FRESH AIR!'

'It's not a desert island - it's Australia.'

No early morning tea past this landing

Hey, come and check this out: I've stumbled upon Superman's Fortress of Solitude...

'You always wanted a larger office with a view.'

"I'm saving you with this booklet about the Kingdom of Heaven."

'Pirate's Cove is about a half mile down the beach.'

'At least they can never accuse me of 'insider trading' again.'

'Do you have to be so melodramatic?'

Fisherman has his dinghy punctured by a swordfish.

'Is your verdict unanimous?'

'If those coconuts ever ripen, I'm not eating them!'

'When you're swimming at night and something gives you a bite, it's a Moray! You think it's a seal but it's really an eel, it's a Moray!'

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

Help! Trapped on a desert island cartoon...

"Quick! Hide the valuables."

A leprechaun sits under a mushroom.

"Keep in mind that it was put there by the sharks."

Castaway on a desert island with one tree finds a hammock.

Message in a Plastic Bottle

'What do you mean you lost the keys?'

"Okay, go ahead. I'm on a private network."

"And that's another thing, when did you last take me out ?"

"You can speak freely- this is a private beach."

'Of coure you're the only girl I've ever kissed,on a desert island,that is.'