Safety Trendsetter Pillows

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

'You'll have to take an online company aptitude test, but if you're the designer we're looking for, you've already designed an app for that.'

'I'm afraid that serves you right for not wearing your safety goggles!'

'Ted, I really wish you'd update your presentation software so we could do away with the 3-D glasses.'

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

"I fear one day our jobs will be taken over by technology."

'Is this the new input device?'

'Hey, what happened to my cookies?'

'Yes, it is large for a smart phone, but then it does do absolutely everything.'

Dr Ed Henderson demonstrates that it IS possible for someone to become too familiar with the safety rules.

"We're looking for an accountant who can use ChatGPT creatively."

A fire extinguisher box with band aids in them has a sign above with reads, "In case you cut yourself breaking glass break this glass."

'Here comes Mr. 'Smarter-then-you'.'

The Design Artiste

"If it's nothing serious' why did you put on five pairs of gloves?"

'Doesn't bother me. All my money is in carbon-cleanup technologies.'

and this little light starts blinking when your computer becomes obsolete

"I think I know what your problem is. Not enough PR."

"We can do it on the net now... so it's off to the knackery for you."

"I'd like to get my withdrawal in either cryptocurrency or social-media exposure."

"I'm not particular, I'll take any job that will replace a human."

'Here comes the new kid.'

Pretty Soon: Robot pets won't provide the valuable life lessons flesh pets did.

'The bouncing dot.com. bomb.'

"This update includes minor improvements."

"Just remember one thing. You wouldn't have your artificial intelligence without my actual intelligence."

Nethead strip: Fashion sense

'The really scary part is that he is the new head of human resources.'