Safety Trendsetter Prints

To avoid dog bites whenever he jogged, Ken wore his decoy ankles.

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

Mac OS 20

'You'll have to take an online company aptitude test, but if you're the designer we're looking for, you've already designed an app for that.'

'Ted, I really wish you'd update your presentation software so we could do away with the 3-D glasses.'

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

"I fear one day our jobs will be taken over by technology."

'I'm afraid that serves you right for not wearing your safety goggles!'

'Is this the new input device?'

'Hey, what happened to my cookies?'

'Yes, it is large for a smart phone, but then it does do absolutely everything.'

Dr Ed Henderson demonstrates that it IS possible for someone to become too familiar with the safety rules.

"We're looking for an accountant who can use ChatGPT creatively."

A fire extinguisher box with band aids in them has a sign above with reads, "In case you cut yourself breaking glass break this glass."

and this little light starts blinking when your computer becomes obsolete

"We can do it on the net now... so it's off to the knackery for you."

'Here comes Mr. 'Smarter-then-you'.'

And so, Rudy unwittingly became an investor in The Infant Restaurant Critic. At first, he was furious having lost his weekly paycheck. But then it dawned on him: He was back in the dot-com game – for the first time in 20 years. He was practically a venture capitalist! I'm a social media investor. It's a multi-platform play with, obviously, huge mobile capability, global reach, soaring audience share. Revenue model? What? Huh? Beat it.

"If it's nothing serious' why did you put on five pairs of gloves?"

The Design Artiste

"I'd like to get my withdrawal in either cryptocurrency or social-media exposure."

"I think I know what your problem is. Not enough PR."

'Doesn't bother me. All my money is in carbon-cleanup technologies.'

"I'm not particular, I'll take any job that will replace a human."

'Here comes the new kid.'

Facebook in the Boxing Ring

Pretty Soon: Robot pets won't provide the valuable life lessons flesh pets did.

"The phone takes some effort to unfold completely, but the 24" screen makes it all worthwhile.

"This update includes minor improvements."

'The bouncing dot.com. bomb.'

"Just remember one thing. You wouldn't have your artificial intelligence without my actual intelligence."

"Bill Gates, the richest man in the world, is a nerd!"

'The really scary part is that he is the new head of human resources.'

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