Safety Superstars Pillows

"We offer a comprehensive benefits plan that covers everything from minor cuts to nasty scrapes."

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

'I'm afraid that serves you right for not wearing your safety goggles!'

'Don't leave baby alone with this really cool tiny phone. It's a choking hazard.'

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: 'Sitting Up'

'Nobody ever before had took much notice of Granny's homemade flour-sack bloomers.'

Noah's life jacket demonstration

'I'm lost, did you happen to see a lady without a boy like me ?'

A Crash-test Dummy child about to have a ride on a car crash test ride in a shopping centre mall.

'Mind how you cross the ocean.'

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

"I don't care why you crossed the road! I do care however about "how" you crossed the road: without checking for cars first!"

A fire extinguisher box with band aids in them has a sign above with reads, "In case you cut yourself breaking glass break this glass."

The Dangers of National Safety Week.

Dr Ed Henderson demonstrates that it IS possible for someone to become too familiar with the safety rules.

'He refused to climb the ladder without a safety net.'

The hall of bad ideas.

"If it's nothing serious' why did you put on five pairs of gloves?"

Days without an incident.

Rusk Assessment Form

'OK, what's the first thing we need to capture in our Job Safety Analysis?' 'Don't tick off TINY!'

Work Safety - Chemicals.

'I'm a doctor... This man needs someone who can grant me immunity from liability, and fast.'

"Looks like a tragic accident Chief. Although how he could trip and fall under a road roller beats me."

'I don't like being a crash dummy either but there are some jobs humans won't do.'

'... And as soon as it's discovered, don't play with fire!'

Insurance company agreeing workers' compensation policy in a demolition company.

Watch Your Step

'Will you watch where you're going with that thing?'

"Ouch!... That hand sanitiser is a bit feisty..."

'Welcome to crash-test flight 000.Please take your seat.'

Deer Crossing.

"Just one last crossing to make..."

'Dude! Did you even check if that cloak had a flame retardant, before you bought it?'