Safety Superstars T-Shirts

"We offer a comprehensive benefits plan that covers everything from minor cuts to nasty scrapes."

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

'Don't leave baby alone with this really cool tiny phone. It's a choking hazard.'

'I'm afraid that serves you right for not wearing your safety goggles!'

'Nobody ever before had took much notice of Granny's homemade flour-sack bloomers.'

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: 'Sitting Up'

Noah's life jacket demonstration

'I'm lost, did you happen to see a lady without a boy like me ?'

A Crash-test Dummy child about to have a ride on a car crash test ride in a shopping centre mall.

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

'Mind how you cross the ocean.'

"I don't care why you crossed the road! I do care however about "how" you crossed the road: without checking for cars first!"

A fire extinguisher box with band aids in them has a sign above with reads, "In case you cut yourself breaking glass break this glass."

Dr Ed Henderson demonstrates that it IS possible for someone to become too familiar with the safety rules.

The Dangers of National Safety Week.

'He refused to climb the ladder without a safety net.'

"If it's nothing serious' why did you put on five pairs of gloves?"

The hall of bad ideas.

Days without an incident.

Rusk Assessment Form

'OK, what's the first thing we need to capture in our Job Safety Analysis?' 'Don't tick off TINY!'

Work Safety - Chemicals.

'I'm a doctor... This man needs someone who can grant me immunity from liability, and fast.'

'I don't like being a crash dummy either but there are some jobs humans won't do.'

"Looks like a tragic accident Chief. Although how he could trip and fall under a road roller beats me."

'... And as soon as it's discovered, don't play with fire!'

Insurance company agreeing workers' compensation policy in a demolition company.

"Ouch!... That hand sanitiser is a bit feisty..."

'Will you watch where you're going with that thing?'

Watch Your Step

'Welcome to crash-test flight 000.Please take your seat.'

'Dude! Did you even check if that cloak had a flame retardant, before you bought it?'

Deer Crossing.

"Just one last crossing to make..."