Safety Satire Fans Gifts

If you know someone who loves satirical takes on safety and enjoys a good laugh, our collection offers funny, thought-provoking items that blend humor with safety commentary across mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints.

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Acme Bowling Balls: Stay Back 200 Feet! Not Responsible For Striking Windshields!

Acme Bowling Balls: Stay Back 200 Feet! Not Responsible For Striking Windshields! mockup

Acme Bowling Balls: Stay Back 200 Feet! Not Responsible For Striking Windshields!

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Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy" mockup

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

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'Another one? Do you realize it will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

'Another one? Do you realize it will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?' mockup

'Another one? Do you realize it will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

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Driving on the Beach - Lifeguard on a hydraulic lift.

Driving on the Beach - Lifeguard on a hydraulic lift. mockup

Driving on the Beach - Lifeguard on a hydraulic lift.

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Safety Barriers

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"I didn't see the coffee table in the middle of the room, due to my visual impairment, caused by the rubbish light emitted by the government approved 150 watt energy saving bulb in my apartment..."

"I didn't see the coffee table in the middle of the room, due to my visual impairment, caused by the rubbish light emitted by the government approved 150 watt energy saving bulb in my apartment..."

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Mountain Climber With Pillow Padding. mockup

Mountain Climber With Pillow Padding.

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Fire door.

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"Ya know, that cork was there for a reason."

"Ya know, that cork was there for a reason." mockup

"Ya know, that cork was there for a reason."

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Fume Leaks on aeroplane - 'Perfume? Drinks? Air?'

Fume Leaks on aeroplane - 'Perfume? Drinks? Air?' mockup

Fume Leaks on aeroplane - 'Perfume? Drinks? Air?'

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"I did warn you about doing that, Gorak. . ."

"I did warn you about doing that, Gorak. . ." mockup

"I did warn you about doing that, Gorak. . ."

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'Guns Galore Inc' 'Prolong your Life' mockup

'Guns Galore Inc' 'Prolong your Life'

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'Chef told me I had to have guard before I used the mixer!'

'Chef told me I had to have guard before I used the mixer!' mockup

'Chef told me I had to have guard before I used the mixer!'

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'Dude! Did you even check if that cloak had a flame retardant, before you bought it?'

'Dude! Did you even check if that cloak had a flame retardant, before you bought it?' mockup

'Dude! Did you even check if that cloak had a flame retardant, before you bought it?'

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'Coins, when swallowed, cause cancer. Perhaps money should be banned.'

'Coins, when swallowed, cause cancer. Perhaps money should be banned.' mockup

'Coins, when swallowed, cause cancer. Perhaps money should be banned.'

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'The most important safety rule to follow when doing anything dangerous is to first find out who can sue you when you get hurt.'

'The most important safety rule to follow when doing anything dangerous is to first find out who can sue you when you get hurt.' mockup

'The most important safety rule to follow when doing anything dangerous is to first find out who can sue you when you get hurt.'

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'As a part of a cost-cutting experiment all of our safety measures will be replaced with these good luck charms.'

'As a part of a cost-cutting experiment all of our safety measures will be replaced with these good luck charms.' mockup

'As a part of a cost-cutting experiment all of our safety measures will be replaced with these good luck charms.'

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Health & Safety Official Tester.

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Jet Turbine Testing Area

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"Safe? Of course it's safe! I do fireworks every year!"

"Safe? Of course it's safe! I do fireworks every year!" mockup

"Safe? Of course it's safe! I do fireworks every year!"

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'Apparently, he leaned over to read a 'safety notice' and fell out of the window.'

'Apparently, he leaned over to read a 'safety notice' and fell out of the window.' mockup

'Apparently, he leaned over to read a 'safety notice' and fell out of the window.'

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'I'm bored, what can I do?' 'Go and play with your Junior Bomb Disposal kit.'

'I'm bored, what can I do?' 'Go and play with your Junior Bomb Disposal kit.' mockup

'I'm bored, what can I do?' 'Go and play with your Junior Bomb Disposal kit.'

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'Oh no, he's only the Health and Safety Officer.'

'Oh no, he's only the Health and Safety Officer.' mockup

'Oh no, he's only the Health and Safety Officer.'

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Danger: Reading warning signs costs lives.

Danger: Reading warning signs costs lives. mockup

Danger: Reading warning signs costs lives.

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"I said, you have to be active in your own rescue!"

"I said, you have to be active in your own rescue!" mockup

"I said, you have to be active in your own rescue!"

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Athlete

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Living life dangerously 2010.

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'I baked it especially for you.'

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Security at the Smaller Airports

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"What makes you think we have to contact OSHA?"

"What makes you think we have to contact OSHA?" mockup

"What makes you think we have to contact OSHA?"

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'No, no, I've gone through all the steps in the procedure and I don't see anything about totally immersing yourself in oil before starting the job!!

'No, no, I've gone through all the steps in the procedure and I don't see anything about totally immersing yourself in oil before starting the job!! mockup

'No, no, I've gone through all the steps in the procedure and I don't see anything about totally immersing yourself in oil before starting the job!!

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Department of Health and Safety: Knock (but not too loudly or you may suffer knuckle bruising) And Enter (Beware of tripping over the fireproof carpet).

Department of Health and Safety: Knock (but not too loudly or you may suffer knuckle bruising) And Enter (Beware of tripping over the fireproof carpet).

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