Safety Protocol Advocators Pillows

'I hope all your chefs have been practising their knife safety skills!'

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

Pool attached to child's bed.

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

Man using to much bug spray

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

"It's not the first time he'd been warned about wearing a long tie when leaning over the shredder."

"Did you bring any protection with you?"

The new normal

Cafe Burns.

AI Safety Officer

Reasonableman

"Careful."

'Mum...Dad's barbecued his face again.'

European Union Health and Safety Direcorate rules

Squash Courts - "Insurance anyone"

TV chef sets the TV on fire.

"I told him not to rely on his GPS whe out running!"

'In my day, we didn't concern ourselves with wimpy notions of workplace ergonomics.'

'Okay, the motorized rocking chair could use an emergency off switch.'

'Wait, wait, before you mix them, you have to say, 'Pow!'.'

'Remember, before entering, make sure you wipe your feet on the hazmat.'

Boozing and Cruising

"You're right. I have to come up with a brake of some kind."

'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'

'Who stuck corks on all the cursors?'

"How would you rate your toleration for risk?"

'Okay - who removed Jessica's sunhat..?'

Man who has hailed a taxi finds the driver is a crash test dummy.

Kangaroo: Baby on Board

"Here comes the super-visor."