Safety Officer's Nightmare Gifts

Looking for a fun, light-hearted gift for a safety officer with a sense of humor? Our collection features witty designs that celebrate their vigilance and patience, whether on mugs, T-shirts, pillows, or prints. These products make a memorable gift for safety pros who keep workplaces secure—sometimes with a little comic relief. Celebrate their important role with a playful twist that they'll enjoy every day, whether at work or at home.

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'These fairground rides are getting more exciting every year.'

'These fairground rides are getting more exciting every year.' mockup

'These fairground rides are getting more exciting every year.'

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"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk." mockup

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

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"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer." mockup

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

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'I'm afraid that serves you right for not wearing your safety goggles!'

'I'm afraid that serves you right for not wearing your safety goggles!' mockup

'I'm afraid that serves you right for not wearing your safety goggles!'

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"It's not the first time he'd been warned about wearing a long tie when leaning over the shredder."

"It's not the first time he'd been warned about wearing a long tie when leaning over the shredder." mockup

"It's not the first time he'd been warned about wearing a long tie when leaning over the shredder."

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'You're right. Our old safety files have become a safety concern.'

'You're right. Our old safety files have become a safety concern.' mockup

'You're right. Our old safety files have become a safety concern.'

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"I suppose you want the rest of the day off!"

"I suppose you want the rest of the day off!" mockup

"I suppose you want the rest of the day off!"

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"So, Mr Canary, I see you have experience as a mine safety specialist..."

"So, Mr Canary, I see you have experience as a mine safety specialist..." mockup

"So, Mr Canary, I see you have experience as a mine safety specialist..."

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European Union Health and Safety Direcorate rules

European Union Health and Safety Direcorate rules mockup

European Union Health and Safety Direcorate rules

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'I tell you what: If it weren't for the headrest, I would have serious whiplash right now...'

'I tell you what: If it weren't for the headrest, I would have serious whiplash right now...' mockup

'I tell you what: If it weren't for the headrest, I would have serious whiplash right now...'

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Job Safety - Pumpkin.

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Health and safety notice falling on builder.

Health and safety notice falling on builder. mockup

Health and safety notice falling on builder.

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"The sky looks blue because your protective lenses are tinted, dear."

"The sky looks blue because your protective lenses are tinted, dear." mockup

"The sky looks blue because your protective lenses are tinted, dear."

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"Remember, when you back up, make that 'beep beep' sound."

"Remember, when you back up, make that 'beep beep' sound." mockup

"Remember, when you back up, make that 'beep beep' sound."

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Safety Barriers

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The Dangers of National Safety Week. mockup

The Dangers of National Safety Week.

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Dr Ed Henderson demonstrates that it IS possible for someone to become too familiar with the safety rules.

Dr Ed Henderson demonstrates that it IS possible for someone to become too familiar with the safety rules. mockup

Dr Ed Henderson demonstrates that it IS possible for someone to become too familiar with the safety rules.

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'So, how bad is it? Who can bring me up to speed?'

'So, how bad is it? Who can bring me up to speed?' mockup

'So, how bad is it? Who can bring me up to speed?'

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'Wait, wait, before you mix them, you have to say, 'Pow!'.'

'Wait, wait, before you mix them, you have to say, 'Pow!'.' mockup

'Wait, wait, before you mix them, you have to say, 'Pow!'.'

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"Hey!-This looks like a good place!" mockup

"Hey!-This looks like a good place!"

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'Not without your helmet, you're not!' mockup

'Not without your helmet, you're not!'

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'Gentlemen, I'd like to introduce you to our new 'health and safety' officer.'

'Gentlemen, I'd like to introduce you to our new 'health and safety' officer.' mockup

'Gentlemen, I'd like to introduce you to our new 'health and safety' officer.'

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Fire door.

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"Not enough money is being spent on safety, so be careful."

"Not enough money is being spent on safety, so be careful." mockup

"Not enough money is being spent on safety, so be careful."

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'That's our corporate ladder.'

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Due To High Winds Crawling Is Banned Today

Due To High Winds Crawling Is Banned Today mockup

Due To High Winds Crawling Is Banned Today

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"He says: If they're smart enough to hire a top lawyer and sue us for having wet floors then they're smart enough to look where they're *%&$* going..."

"He says: If they're smart enough to hire a top lawyer and sue us for having wet floors then they're smart enough to look where they're *%&$* going..." mockup

"He says: If they're smart enough to hire a top lawyer and sue us for having wet floors then they're smart enough to look where they're *%&$* going..."

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