Safety Officer's Nightmare Mugs

'These fairground rides are getting more exciting every year.'

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

'I'm afraid that serves you right for not wearing your safety goggles!'

'You're right. Our old safety files have become a safety concern.'

"It's not the first time he'd been warned about wearing a long tie when leaning over the shredder."

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

"I suppose you want the rest of the day off!"

"So, Mr Canary, I see you have experience as a mine safety specialist..."

European Union Health and Safety Direcorate rules

'I tell you what: If it weren't for the headrest, I would have serious whiplash right now...'

Job Safety - Pumpkin.

"The sky looks blue because your protective lenses are tinted, dear."

Health and safety notice falling on builder.

"Remember, when you back up, make that 'beep beep' sound."

The Dangers of National Safety Week.

Dr Ed Henderson demonstrates that it IS possible for someone to become too familiar with the safety rules.

Safety Barriers

'So, how bad is it? Who can bring me up to speed?'

'Wait, wait, before you mix them, you have to say, 'Pow!'.'

"Hey!-This looks like a good place!"

'Not without your helmet, you're not!'

'Gentlemen, I'd like to introduce you to our new 'health and safety' officer.'

Fire door.

'That's our corporate ladder.'

"Not enough money is being spent on safety, so be careful."

"Ya know, that cork was there for a reason."

Snake with 'toxic' sign around it's neck.

Decontamination

Lab safety Rule No. 1

No Smoking.

Due To High Winds Crawling Is Banned Today

Unsafe Drain Covers!

The Hive, Inc. Think safety! 17 days without a honey boo-boo.

"He says: If they're smart enough to hire a top lawyer and sue us for having wet floors then they're smart enough to look where they're *%&$* going..."

"I'm going in."