Safety Minimalist Gifts

'Stop complaining. We can't afford a car with airbags.'

"I told you he'd enjoy that more than a Gameboy."

"Hey, you gotta put that away- this is a laptopless bar."

Latest Greatest Fastest Computer...versus Good Enough.

"Well you said you wanted a simple, cheap solution!" (IT Solutions).

"For some, minimalism begins at a very early age..."

I think we need to get him outside more often. iPad … iPad …

"I've learned a lot in sixty-three years. But, unfortunately, almost all of it is about aluminum."

"The best thing is he works without WiFi or a data plan."

The Meeting Agenda: Start Simple

Climate Change Contingency House

Raining Cell Phones.

"Aw, crud!! My cellphone battery just died! What are we gonna do?"

'I need the welder to fix the guard on that pump.'

It's my manifesto on living "off the grid," mainly compiled from my blog, tweets and Facebook posts.

"I figured one of us should use it!"

Excess Baggage: People will do almost anything to avoid paying those fees for checked baggage.

"Make it a gallon and a half. I'm living one day at a time."

'I hope you don't want to leave a message - he hates messages.'

'I'm looking for something that reeks moderation and restraint.'

"They're everywhere, I don't know what to believe anymore. What is truth, what are facts, what's happening?" "Stop watching the news and if you see a pollster or election candidate...run!"

"I got you a book on the meaning of dreams."

'I'm taking better care of my heart. I've started using Aspirin as one of my pizza toppings.'

"Yes, it does come with a tech package. It's called a battery."

"They opened one of these near my sister. She claims she saves a bundle shopping there."

'I thought it was a personalized license plate saying text us.'

"Yes, they're all blank. The art of omission, you see."

Man in cell phone shop - 'Do you have a phone that just phones?'

"Do you think I care about rising oil prices?"

I'm no longer on Twitter. I ran out of interesting things to say. Now I'm on Quitter.

"None of these bikes have navigational systems, backup cameras or bluetooth."

Welcome to our valley! It is a sanctuary as we have very little human activity here: there is no mobile phone or Wifi reception...

"Listen! Hear that? Nothing is beeping!"

People come to terms with the permanent threat of terrorism.

'George, why don't you break down and buy a electric fence tester.'