Safety Evangelist Gifts

'Don't play with firework(ers).'

'I don't want him experiencing anything until I've totally checked it out.'

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

Pool attached to child's bed.

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

"Honey, you're spoiling that child."

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

Man using to much bug spray

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

"Did you bring any protection with you?"

"It's not the first time he'd been warned about wearing a long tie when leaning over the shredder."

"I see you've security marked your property."

'Well, Scout Smith, escort the little old lay across the street.'

"Don't forget to put some sunscreen on your tongue."

"Getting the hang of it?"

AI Safety Officer

Reasonableman

'Mum...Dad's barbecued his face again.'

"Careful."

"Have you met my bodyguard?"

Squash Courts - "Insurance anyone"

'Oops! Sorry! I should've said, 'buckle your seat belts'!'

'According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything.'

"The sky looks blue because your protective lenses are tinted, dear."

TV chef sets the TV on fire.

The Dangers of Not Getting Enough Sleep...

"Geoffrey's a bit worried about lyme disease."

Job Safety - Hardhat.

"I told him not to rely on his GPS whe out running!"

'Okay, the motorized rocking chair could use an emergency off switch.'

"He says: If they're smart enough to hire a top lawyer and sue us for having wet floors then they're smart enough to look where they're *%&$* going..."

The Hive, Inc. Think safety! 17 days without a honey boo-boo.

Beware of Everything

Nice park. . .

'Okay - who removed Jessica's sunhat..?'