Safety Director T-Shirts

'That's our safety director. He takes safety very seriously.'

'Hey guys, meet our new safety director.'

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

"Chaplain, the lord should put warning labels on some of his creations."

Child about to jump off ironing board into bath.

'Don't leave baby alone with this really cool tiny phone. It's a choking hazard.'

'I'm afraid that serves you right for not wearing your safety goggles!'

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

'You're right. Our old safety files have become a safety concern.'

"It's not the first time he'd been warned about wearing a long tie when leaning over the shredder."

"I suppose you want the rest of the day off!"

"Why don't you start with tennis balls?!"

'It's okay, there's a trampoline under the snow.'

"I don't care why you crossed the road! I do care however about "how" you crossed the road: without checking for cars first!"

"So, Mr Canary, I see you have experience as a mine safety specialist..."

European Union Health and Safety Direcorate rules

Job Safety - Pumpkin.

Health and safety notice falling on builder.

"Remember, when you back up, make that 'beep beep' sound."

"The sky looks blue because your protective lenses are tinted, dear."

Dr Ed Henderson demonstrates that it IS possible for someone to become too familiar with the safety rules.

The Quotable Ben Franklin. To lengthen thy life, lessen thy meals. And not flying thy kite during thunderstorms might help, too!

The Dangers of National Safety Week.

Safety Barriers

Crash Test Dummy Blues

'Wait, wait, before you mix them, you have to say, 'Pow!'.'

"Hey!-This looks like a good place!"

'Gentlemen, I'd like to introduce you to our new 'health and safety' officer.'

'Not without your helmet, you're not!'

'That's our corporate ladder.'

"Not enough money is being spent on safety, so be careful."

Fire door.

"No word from the company – but, it's clear that this is a major spill."

Lab safety Rule No. 1