Safety Director Prints

'That's our safety director. He takes safety very seriously.'

'Hey guys, meet our new safety director.'

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

"Chaplain, the lord should put warning labels on some of his creations."

Child about to jump off ironing board into bath.

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

'Don't leave baby alone with this really cool tiny phone. It's a choking hazard.'

"It's not the first time he'd been warned about wearing a long tie when leaning over the shredder."

'I'm afraid that serves you right for not wearing your safety goggles!'

'You're right. Our old safety files have become a safety concern.'

'It's okay, there's a trampoline under the snow.'

"Why don't you start with tennis balls?!"

"I suppose you want the rest of the day off!"

"I don't care why you crossed the road! I do care however about "how" you crossed the road: without checking for cars first!"

"So, Mr Canary, I see you have experience as a mine safety specialist..."

European Union Health and Safety Direcorate rules

Job Safety - Pumpkin.

Health and safety notice falling on builder.

"The sky looks blue because your protective lenses are tinted, dear."

"Remember, when you back up, make that 'beep beep' sound."

The Dangers of National Safety Week.

Dr Ed Henderson demonstrates that it IS possible for someone to become too familiar with the safety rules.

Safety Barriers

'Wait, wait, before you mix them, you have to say, 'Pow!'.'

"Hey!-This looks like a good place!"

'Not without your helmet, you're not!'

'Gentlemen, I'd like to introduce you to our new 'health and safety' officer.'

Fire door.

"Not enough money is being spent on safety, so be careful."

'That's our corporate ladder.'

"I'm going in."

No Smoking.

Lab safety Rule No. 1