Safety Supervisor Prints

"Having trouble with that paper shredder again, Barry?"

Child about to jump off ironing board into bath.

Be careful with those, Ernie. I don't understand it, but I heard privacy can be compromised if we're not careful with our posts.

Cricket roller accident.

"Thank goodness, it was only 'light' reading..."

Here we don't really want you to become a mover and shaker.

Soft play area. Kids leave nursing bruises, cuts and limping.

'Face it, you're mechanically impaired.'

'Teacher, I've got an eye in my sand.'

'I'm beginning to wish we hadn't sent you on the first aid course.'

"Ooops....I guess this one failed."

"The instructions said to lash a ladder."

"Chaplain, the lord should put warning labels on some of his creations."

Dangerous Construction Sites

"I'm here to assess the camp fire safety."

"You're invited to our management excursion. Come dresses as a pinata."

"So what kind of mood is he in?"

'Surely you wouldn't want me to laugh at your joke if I didn't think it was funny!'

'What sort of mission statement is that?'

'It's a chart of office morale. This is where you went on vacation.'

'I'll be late for dinner, dear. I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

"I don't want a G.O.A.T, I want a S.C.A.P.E.G.O.A.T."

So which rung are you on my corporate ladder?

Others will fight for you

In/Out/These Things Happen.

'Yes, I know there's a deadline on this project.'

Businessman on stilts: 'I had to step over a lot of people to get where I am today.'

'Your resume is a little thin, but I like your willingness to be manipulated by upper management.'

'I hate leaving work when I feel I could have delegated more.'

'Don't think of it as being a yes man, think of it as being an employed man.'

"It's a memo from the legal department reminding us to (heh-heh), 'keep our noses clean'."

"I believe we've found the weakest link."

Boss's Desk Says No!

'No, your guess isn't as good as mine.'

Pool attached to child's bed.