Safety Coach Gifts

Deer crossing the road holding a mobile phone.

Monster Baseball. The team's continuing to have some problems this season. Jekyll is good one day and bad the next. Dracula only shows up for night games. The Mummy is always covered in bandages and on the injured list. And King Kong can't keep his mind on the game --- Whenever he sees a pretty woman, he climbs up into the stands after her! At least Frankenstein has been pitching great again, just like when he was young! Yeah, he has a completely new arm!

"You think you can? Think again, mister. You know you can. Got that?"

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

Go team!

'Dewey! Grandpa's stuck again. Give him a couple of whacks upside the head.'

"I AM at my usual position."

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

Punt Cake

"Lordy, I am such a klutz!"

"We first met on the net. We began to court, but between my foul mouth and Wilson being on the rebound...let's just say it was a long shot, but he pressed, and I was defenseless. Now, we're as 'hoopy' as can be."

"I wanted to be a baseball player 'til I found out they send you to the showers."

'I'm afraid that serves you right for not wearing your safety goggles!'

'I do a lot of icing. It's part of my mellowness.'

Even good cholesterol can develop an unhealthy sports addiction...

My coach wants me to go to soccer camp. Focusing on one sport isn't good for you. But mom! I'll develop crucial life skills. Let's see. "Landing endorsements, agents and college sports scholarships." The definition of "crucial".

Snooker Golf.

Saving a Heart

'Gee, you beat Roger again!'

'Don't leave baby alone with this really cool tiny phone. It's a choking hazard.'

'Did you want to bring on a sub'

I think this interleague play is getting out of hand.

Personal conker trainer.

Political Candidates' Playbook Signals from the sidelines

Cricket Accidents.

Knight in shining Lycra!

'Let's go over our secret play.'

The University Cricket Match - a sketch at Lord's.

"Remember, kids, it's not winning that matters, it's getting a clean urine sample that's important."

'It's okay, there's a trampoline under the snow.'

'Almost anyone can learn to play golf, and you're the 'almost'.'

"All this pitching and hitting- I'm convinced there's a deeper meaning to it all."