Safety Coach Prints

Deer crossing the road holding a mobile phone.

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

Go team!

"I AM at my usual position."

Punt Cake

'Dewey! Grandpa's stuck again. Give him a couple of whacks upside the head.'

"Lordy, I am such a klutz!"

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

"I wanted to be a baseball player 'til I found out they send you to the showers."

'Did you want to bring on a sub'

Even good cholesterol can develop an unhealthy sports addiction...

'I do a lot of icing. It's part of my mellowness.'

'Gee, you beat Roger again!'

Snooker Golf.

Saving a Heart

'I'm afraid that serves you right for not wearing your safety goggles!'

'Don't leave baby alone with this really cool tiny phone. It's a choking hazard.'

Personal conker trainer.

Political Candidates' Playbook Signals from the sidelines

Cricket Accidents.

The University Cricket Match - a sketch at Lord's.

'Let's go over our secret play.'

Knight in shining Lycra!

'It's okay, there's a trampoline under the snow.'

'Almost anyone can learn to play golf, and you're the 'almost'.'

"Remember, kids, it's not winning that matters, it's getting a clean urine sample that's important."

Zeus injects himself with steroids before throwing lightning bolts

"All this pitching and hitting- I'm convinced there's a deeper meaning to it all."