Safe Practice Supporters Gifts

HIV Prevention

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

Pool attached to child's bed.

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

Man using to much bug spray

"Getting the hang of it?"

Nature is going crazy! Extremely hot summers, tornadoes, floods. . .and now Frank comes home sober on a Friday evening at 10 PM!

Cafe Burns.

"Careful."

Squash Courts - "Insurance anyone"

"I told him not to rely on his GPS whe out running!"

Sober Tooth Tiger

'Okay, the motorized rocking chair could use an emergency off switch.'

Man who has hailed a taxi finds the driver is a crash test dummy.

"Your sins are forgiven, but not your co-pay."

Under Capitalism, Expensive Equipment is Always, Unlike People, Innocent Until Proven Guilty

Kangaroo: Baby on Board

'Okay - who removed Jessica's sunhat..?'

Boozing and Cruising

The first 10,000 fans got a concussion bobblehead!

'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'

AIDS prevention

'Knowledge is the ultimate weapon. Next!'

Model employee reads 'Best Practice' document ... scruffy slob reads 'Worst Practice', with messy desk and dangerous wires.

Speeding Forklift

'This is a new electronic child-proof cap. If you can pronounce the drug's name, it opens.'

'Hey Dad, can I borrow the car?'

'Just say no to ch-e-e-s-ee!'

"I keep telling him there's a big difference between swimming and floating."

Stop with racism in sport!

"They never told us what carrying twenty times our own weight would do to our knees."

"You know you have to wait an hour after eating before getting out of the water, young man!"

'If you ask me, toys are getting far too realistic!'

Under Capitalism, Expensive Equipment is Always, Unlike People, Innocent Until Proven Guilty

"Right it's decided! We are both sober for October and Stoptober. Then Movember and Decembeard and Dry January, then..."