Sadness Smiler Gifts

"Make it a double, Joe - I'm crying on the inside."

"Microwave to replace gas or oil central heating?" "Yes. Think how cheap it is to microwave a cup of tea!"

'My diet seems to be working great! Do you have any less relaxed jeans?'

The most fabulous Gran in the world.

No Cavity Club/No New Gum Receding Club

Da Vinci painting a grumpy version of Mona Lisa.

'Could you tone down the smile just a little?'

Ski lift.

The New Age Dentist.

'Well, you always said you wanted a water feature for the garden.'

'A funny thing happened to me on the way to the church tonight..'

'He touched you and you can walk again? I just got an illegible prescription.'

Nurse drawing a smiley face onto a man's stomach.

'What the hell is that guy's problem?'

"Dark energy's hard to detect because it's made from happiness."

"...lettuce pray."

'I give all my new teachers the same advice. Never minimize the transformative power of a smile attached to your words.'

"We're not all grim you know - I'm a happy reaper."

'No, Sweetheart. You don't have to turn your head to see the smiley face.'

Fired because of sheepish grin.

"Are you certain that we have already detected all types of quarks?"

Exploding Face Laughter Strategy

'Oh that?... It has nothing to do with the formula; it just makes the whole thing seem less grumpy.'

'Now say cheese,no,not YOU!'

Root worker painting a unhappy face on the road.

"Is everything okay, dear? You're smiling!"

"What if we try for a very subtle smile?"

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Vikings

Big Grin.

'Silvia said you smiled a lot.'

'Now then, Mr. Grumpypants, if we're to get along we'll have to turn that frown upside down...'

"Mrs. Ross, may I make a suggestion?"

"Just think of each wrinkle as the result of a smile."

"So what brings you to this godforsaken end of the bar?"

"The smile is courtesy of Photoshop."