Sadness Smiler Mugs

"Make it a double, Joe - I'm crying on the inside."

"Microwave to replace gas or oil central heating?" "Yes. Think how cheap it is to microwave a cup of tea!"

'My diet seems to be working great! Do you have any less relaxed jeans?'

The most fabulous Gran in the world.

Da Vinci painting a grumpy version of Mona Lisa.

No Cavity Club/No New Gum Receding Club

'Could you tone down the smile just a little?'

The New Age Dentist.

'Well, you always said you wanted a water feature for the garden.'

Ski lift.

'A funny thing happened to me on the way to the church tonight..'

'He touched you and you can walk again? I just got an illegible prescription.'

Nurse drawing a smiley face onto a man's stomach.

"Dark energy's hard to detect because it's made from happiness."

"...lettuce pray."

'I give all my new teachers the same advice. Never minimize the transformative power of a smile attached to your words.'

"We're not all grim you know - I'm a happy reaper."

'No, Sweetheart. You don't have to turn your head to see the smiley face.'

Exploding Face Laughter Strategy

"Are you certain that we have already detected all types of quarks?"

'Oh that?... It has nothing to do with the formula; it just makes the whole thing seem less grumpy.'

"Is everything okay, dear? You're smiling!"

"What if we try for a very subtle smile?"

Root worker painting a unhappy face on the road.

'Silvia said you smiled a lot.'

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Vikings

'Now say cheese,no,not YOU!'

Big Grin.

"The smile is courtesy of Photoshop."

"Just think of each wrinkle as the result of a smile."

"Mrs. Ross, may I make a suggestion?"

"Listen ... can you hear that? That’s the sound of four months of winter depression."