Saddle Sore Survivor Gifts

Dang! My shorts are riding up on me again!

A Few Common Ailments

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

Wendy likes horses...and she is a keen cook.

"The Taco is good on the trail but where do I put the drink?"

Gym. Weight Room. This must be sculpting my body --- All my muscles feel like putty.

Bumper Stickers on a Cowboy's Horse

'You think you're better than me, don't you?'

"I don't care if this is better for my back, I'm startin' to feel ridiculous."

'I forgot to tell you Neddy's not 'broken-in' yet...!'

"What does 'giddyup' even mean?"

"Well, yeah, Doc, I twisted my back a little...but it was the longest golf shot I've ever made!"

'I love that new horse smell.'

'In and out! In and out! Get it right ponies because in the real event you also have a human to look after!'

Before becoming the legend that he is today, Nostradamus first enjoyed a pretty good living at the tracks.

Gym. Weight Room. This must be sculpting my body --- All my muscles feel like putty. (Published previously on September 4, 2010).

Cowboy on barstool with stirrups.

'You're putting that saddle on backwards.' - 'How do you know which way I'm going?'

'... And don't worry. Lots of cowboys walk that way.'

'Oh great. It's Western and I use an English saddle.'

Vicar with a cross on his cycle helmet

'What makes you think you need a new set of shoes?'

The correct sitting position must be mastered.

Mounting a Horse

Folding Bike.

'Don't put any money on him. I caught him betting on the favourite.'

'Remember the old days, Jake, when it was just a cattle drive? Now cattle gotta 'jog' to the stockyard.'

'Partner, who does your horse shoeing?'

A horse rider uncomfortable in his sadle.

"Put the saddle on backwards? You don't know which way I'm going!"

A fine Philly!

"Stop using the ointment."

"I couldn't get comfortable with the bike seat, so I modified it."