Sacred Vs Public Enthusiast Pillows

"Awesome! I hope you don't mind me re-tweeting this sicko stuff."

A man peddles U.S. flags on the sidewalk, next to a man peddling copies of the U.S. constitution

"They're SUPPOSED to have a disparate impact!"

Revival Meeting - Simultaneous translation of all talking in tongues.

'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....'

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

"Excuse me, Reverend, but what, exactly, do you have to do to get a drink around here?"

"What did Jesus order?"

The ecumenical dinner party.

'NO, it DOESN'T come on DISC!'

"...Accept finite disappointment, but NEVER LOSE INFINITE HOPE."

'Why did Moses wander in the desert for forty years?'

'I'll let your people go when they're fully pyramid-compliant!'

'It's the moral highground occupation force.'

"No, the Trinity is not the Father, The Son, and the Preacher's wife."

Mass Travel

"There Adam. Isn't that a lot more comfortable than that silly little fig leaf?"

Moses parting the waves and trolleys appear on the sea bed!

To monk showing book entitled 'Brand Spanking New Testament': "I think we may have to shorten the title."

Doves of peace trapped within the statue of liberty.

Company Ink.

Trump returns home

'What if we televise government budget hearings and make them pay-per-view?'

Trappist talk show.

"Hot off the wire! In the latest poll, 99% of voters say they will be glad when the election is over... The poll has an error rate of plus or minus 2%."

The Old Enemies - Catholics and Protestants

'I believe you're thinking of leaving us, Brother?'

"Not only should science be Bible-based, Creationism, but also math, Roman numerals!"

"Do me a favor, chief. Next time you carve something in stone have it spell checked first."

Attila the Nun.