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Ding and Dong.

First Church of 100% Donation Rate: Featuring Sermons That Name Names!'

"It's a letter from the Vatican. They say that whilst walking the streets without stepping into dog poo is nearly as miraculous as walking on water, it's not sufficient to canonize me!"

"Trust me Jesus, if you want to make a bigger impact work on being seeker friendly."

'NO, it DOESN'T come on DISC!'

"Call me 'pops' one more time and I'll lace 'ya one!"

God is for life not just for Christmas.

"We've decided to convert the dungeon into studio apartments, so kill all the prisoners."

"Since you're into burnt offerings you should come over some Sunday for one of her special dinners."

The Inn Keeper's Wife and Daughter taking care of the Don after being beaten and bruised.

"Ugh! Here comes WIlliam Tell and overtures."

"Pastor Bob is the leader of the flock, son, not the herd."

"Don't forget to call it a 'procedure'—it makes it less scary."

"Hang on a tick, lads, what have we here?"

The Old Enemies - Catholics and Protestants

Angry vicar wakes up parishioner at the Harvest Festival

'None shall pass!'

"Oh well, what does a jester know?"

Lovers

'Our worship space is quite large, Roger, but sanctuary committee will do nicely.'

"Attendance is down again this morning. If we want to continue calling ourselves a congregation, we're going to have to congregate."

Medieval King

"10,000 members or not, the Pastor should at least remember my name."

Framed dollar in church secretary office says 'Our First Offering'

Churchwarden Talking to Rector

Geoffrey Chaucer

"I suppose you're like me, only signed up for the free uniform."

Pope Francis' visit to America...

Vicar

'My God - there's two of 'em!'

Pope Francis

'I hate these commerical breaks!'

Pope Francis

'How well you did it will determine whether it's 'as good as done', Father.'