Ecclesiastical Enthusiast Pillows

The Old Enemies - Catholics and Protestants

"It's an extremely hazardous occupation - nearly every pope for the last 600 years has died on the job."

"This isn't the caring way to treat those who disagree with you, Pastor Bob."

"It's a letter from the Vatican. They say that whilst walking the streets without stepping into dog poo is nearly as miraculous as walking on water, it's not sufficient to canonize me!"

"Trust me Jesus, if you want to make a bigger impact work on being seeker friendly."

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

No, no, this is Terry's ark, Noah's is three arks down.

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

Noah's ark, many lions

Christian and Born again Christian...

"Call me 'pops' one more time and I'll lace 'ya one!"

'Well, there go all MY plans....'

Adam and Eve, as old people.

The ten ammendments

R.C.I.A.

God is for life not just for Christmas.

"Pastor Bob is the leader of the flock, son, not the herd."

"Will she know what this is in reference to?"

"Remember, God created you. Evolution will get you left behind."

"Since you're into burnt offerings you should come over some Sunday for one of her special dinners."

'Please Miss, is it where Noah kept his bees?'

Adam and Eve: The Later Years.

Angry vicar wakes up parishioner at the Harvest Festival

'Our worship space is quite large, Roger, but sanctuary committee will do nicely.'

'Since you're a teacher, we picked this one from the Tree of Knowledge.'

"10,000 members or not, the Pastor should at least remember my name."

'Yes, they've been fact-checked!'

"A reading from the first letter of Paul to the Corinthians..."

'They'll never take my word for it -- You'd better put them in writing.'

Honk if you're holy.

"Hallelujah!"

"The wages of sin are ... pretty damn attractive."

Got god? (no you don't...He's got you!)

Noah wears hearing protection as animals howl.

"Attendance is down again this morning. If we want to continue calling ourselves a congregation, we're going to have to congregate."