Sacred Vs Public Enthusiast Mugs

"Awesome! I hope you don't mind me re-tweeting this sicko stuff."

A man peddles U.S. flags on the sidewalk, next to a man peddling copies of the U.S. constitution

"What? You broke number 3 already?"

"They're SUPPOSED to have a disparate impact!"

Revival Meeting - Simultaneous translation of all talking in tongues.

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

"What did Jesus order?"

'NO, it DOESN'T come on DISC!'

'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....'

10 Commitments? Sure, I guess I could give him those, too.

"Excuse me, Reverend, but what, exactly, do you have to do to get a drink around here?"

The ecumenical dinner party.

"...Accept finite disappointment, but NEVER LOSE INFINITE HOPE."

'Why did Moses wander in the desert for forty years?'

'I'll let your people go when they're fully pyramid-compliant!'

"There Adam. Isn't that a lot more comfortable than that silly little fig leaf?"

Mass Travel

"No, the Trinity is not the Father, The Son, and the Preacher's wife."

'It's the moral highground occupation force.'

Moses parting the waves and trolleys appear on the sea bed!

To monk showing book entitled 'Brand Spanking New Testament': "I think we may have to shorten the title."

Trump returns home

Company Ink.

Doves of peace trapped within the statue of liberty.

'What if we televise government budget hearings and make them pay-per-view?'

Trappist talk show.

"Hot off the wire! In the latest poll, 99% of voters say they will be glad when the election is over... The poll has an error rate of plus or minus 2%."

Catholic-Protestant Debates. . .

The Old Enemies - Catholics and Protestants

"I don't have any opinions, and my wife things whatever Oprah thinks,."

'I believe you're thinking of leaving us, Brother?'

"Do me a favor, chief. Next time you carve something in stone have it spell checked first."

US bishops given contraception lifeline.

"You're correct, God doesn't need your tithe, but the church does."

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