Sacred Supper Enthusiast Gifts

"We'll just have the loaves and fishes. . ."

"Everything on our menu uses organic, locally sourced, graveyard-to-table ingredients."

"She'll have a Shirley Temple, and I'll have a Shirley Temple's mother."

Newton had actually discovered gravity at a family dinner in his early childhood.

"Hmmm ... perhaps a pinot noir less spilly?"

'The good stuff is here, under the counter.'

"Mum, why can't we just have a normal Sunday roast like other families?"

Credulity, Superstition and Fanaticism.

"We can serve a rare handburger, but because of health regulations, this room will have to be heated to 160 degrees."

"I'll just have a small salad. . . say 400 pounds of fresh river vegetation."

'We can't serve you the businessman's lunch because you don't look the business type.'

'Getting ready for the church chili supper is bad enough without you calling it the 'Pre-Tribulation'!'

"Mom, Eugene picked all the peanuts off the pizza!"

French suppers.

'It's an innovative way to boost attendance.'

"The Mashed Potato Casserole with Creamed Spinach, Baked Egg and Garlic is half price tonight, sir. It's horrible."

'There'll be a slight delay. The chef is cramming for his nutrition finals.'

"I have a strong personal commitment to dinner."

"I recommend the businessman's lunch, sir, mammon notwithstanding."

"Waiter! There's a dangling participle in my alphabet soup!"

'This mandarin chicken is delicious, Dad. It tastes like you bought it yourself.'

"You should have said you wanted chairs when you booked the table."

'We are not responsible for any coats that might fit a member of staff.'

Announcement at teatime

'Can I get you anything else, sir?'

"Would sir like to bless the wine before I serve it?"

Jeff had actually ordered Aromatic Duck

'Of course I'm fulfilled. I just ate dinner, didn't I?'

"Hey, how about putting some cheese on this cheeseburger?" "OK, but it'll cost ya."

"I don't see one damn thing we haven't eaten before."

'Honestly, dear, brains again?'

"In my experience the Baptist have the best potlucks."

"Thanksgiving's not so great. Sure, you get a nice turkey dinner, but your mom goes on a diet the next day and takes you with her."

'Sorry, coach, but all of the bases are loaded.'

Man: 'Ohh COOL! After-dinner Mince!' a waiter delivering a bowl of mince meat to a couple