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"We'll just have the loaves and fishes. . ."

"Everything on our menu uses organic, locally sourced, graveyard-to-table ingredients."

"She'll have a Shirley Temple, and I'll have a Shirley Temple's mother."

Newton had actually discovered gravity at a family dinner in his early childhood.

"Hmmm ... perhaps a pinot noir less spilly?"

'The good stuff is here, under the counter.'

Some days, we all just feel like a little take-out lo mein.

"Mum, why can't we just have a normal Sunday roast like other families?"

Credulity, Superstition and Fanaticism.

'We can't serve you the businessman's lunch because you don't look the business type.'

"I'll just have a small salad. . . say 400 pounds of fresh river vegetation."

"We can serve a rare handburger, but because of health regulations, this room will have to be heated to 160 degrees."

"Mom, Eugene picked all the peanuts off the pizza!"

'Getting ready for the church chili supper is bad enough without you calling it the 'Pre-Tribulation'!'

French suppers.

'It's an innovative way to boost attendance.'

"I have a strong personal commitment to dinner."

"You should have said you wanted chairs when you booked the table."

"Waiter! There's a dangling participle in my alphabet soup!"

"The Mashed Potato Casserole with Creamed Spinach, Baked Egg and Garlic is half price tonight, sir. It's horrible."

'There'll be a slight delay. The chef is cramming for his nutrition finals.'

'This mandarin chicken is delicious, Dad. It tastes like you bought it yourself.'

"I recommend the businessman's lunch, sir, mammon notwithstanding."

'We are not responsible for any coats that might fit a member of staff.'

Announcement at teatime

"Would sir like to bless the wine before I serve it?"

'Can I get you anything else, sir?'

"I don't see one damn thing we haven't eaten before."

Jeff had actually ordered Aromatic Duck

"Hey, how about putting some cheese on this cheeseburger?" "OK, but it'll cost ya."

'Of course I'm fulfilled. I just ate dinner, didn't I?'

'Honestly, dear, brains again?'

"Thanksgiving's not so great. Sure, you get a nice turkey dinner, but your mom goes on a diet the next day and takes you with her."

Man: 'Ohh COOL! After-dinner Mince!' a waiter delivering a bowl of mince meat to a couple

"In my experience the Baptist have the best potlucks."