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"I'm getting red fruits, earth tones, and oak. Amen."

"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

"And on the eighth day, God sat back with a scotch and soda and waited for the critical reviews."

'You certainly have a well equipped workbench.'

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

Pasta

'Don't let him pick the wine. He thinks Dom Perignon was someone who got knocked off on the Sopranos.'

"I forget to drink."

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

'We're drinking to our round of golf...one shot at a time.'

'When we bought this place we thought we'd only be making wine. Apparently, we're also into spirits.'

'The good stuff is here, under the counter.'

'It has to breathe for exactly 22 minutes; then I can pour you a glass - right after the sacrifice.'

'I told her my biological clock was going off, and she hit my snooze alarm.'

Milton wonders if it would be possible to substitute scotch and sex for tea and sympathy.

"Look! I can almost spot the bar I should be in right now!"

The Stumble Inn Bar & Grill

"This wine tastes like a**....Bring me every bottle you have!"

Nectar of the Gods Dispenser.

Velvety. And so was the wine.

Corpse Reviver Number 2

'I'm not as think as you drunk I am.'

I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it? No. What if I drank scotch and smoked a cigar and listened to vinyl records and grew a big lumberjack beard? It's what all the hipsters are doing. You're not a hipster. I'm at least a kneester. At most you're a keister.

'It's not worth worrying about. There's nothing you can do about it. No two quarks in a small region can occupy the same quantum-mechanical state.'

'It's an innovative way to boost attendance.'

"One man's dirty water is another man's Earl Grey."

'You're a nihilist, eh? — well, at least you have something to believe in.'

"May I say, sir, the staff and I just knew you'd see through that Beaujolais."

Fallen Angel.

'Before we get into the scope, the breadth, the gravity and the cost of this mess...pour yourself a drink...'

'Boozer's Week.'

"There's no secret formula. I basically just pour scotch over ice."

'Oh alright then, just to the top"