Rv Roadie Gifts

"It says here that 10,000 baby boomers are retiring every year."

Thru versus Through Traffic

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

'Why don't you ever look at ME that way?'

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

'I think I see what's making your funny noise.'

Excess Baggage: In the old days folks called 2 weeks with 4 kids in a non-air conditioned car a vacation.

All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles.

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

Turtle Trailer Court

'It's great to get back to the simple life'

Bumper stickers: 'Keep on Truckin''; 'Keep on Trunkin''.

"You must be the newly qualified driver."

BIG BOOK OF CAMPER VAN NAMES

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

"We'll get there when we get there!"

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

Prepare to meet thy mechanic.

'There's nothing like roughing it in the woods to make a man feel alive!'

'That's hydroplaning for ya.'

'Gen-Xers in their retirement years.'

Caution: Construction workers standing around and drinking coffee.

Tolls: Must have exact change and tails up.

'That last hill was a bit steep!'

'I think we have some stowaways.'

Lightening the load at the Weigh Station.

'I told you we should have gone wireless.'

Face it, Bob, we're lost. Welcome to Faceitbobwe'relost pop. 2.

"You need to make room for the dirty laundry."

Burbank Imposes Parking Fee on RVs

'I need both hands for steering.'

Themeless Park - 1 Mile

"This can't be good."