Nature Roadie Gifts

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

'Why don't you ever look at ME that way?'

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'

'I think I see what's making your funny noise.'

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

YONDER...next 347 miles.

'And I say he makes us look bad when he rides around listening to those books.'

"I'm going to be late... my driverless car is stick behind an autonomous tractor."

'I told you we should have gone wireless.'

An Audio Technician's Pocket Knife

Route 666.

"I just realized that unless I'm riding for some cause, I must look like an idiot."

Roadie

Raccoons! Single file into the crate! Snake! Back in your hole! Crickets! Keep it down! Animal Control Freak.

The Perils of Dog Kisses

'Mom, when will we be mooving?'

"Look what I found in the garage! My old music speakers!"

'Rock and roll's so middle class nowadays.'

'Dad's my roadie.'

'Do not feed the bears.' - 'A hug then?'

Information desk at the top of a mountain.

Spiro & Pusho watching TV whilst on a hike.

A 'failed' brake check!

The oldest swinger in town.

'Dogs are such simple creatures... they can just focus on their ball for hours, completely oblivious to the world around them...' 'Whazzat?'

"Hi, it's me, the best little goddamn dog in the world."

"Willy here will be our guide, and according to him, this short walk should take about three months..."

No need to thank me ma'am. Just doing my job!

FRIENDS OF THE EARTH. 'Hiya, pal!'

Roadie

Heart of America or Bypass

Mountain Bike tracks.

A Meeting of Audio Buffs.

'I refuse to accept that it's really winter until the very last leaf's fallen from the trees'

"Actually I'm a 'Roadie' for Dalton, Edwards, Bell, Cosgrove and Stoddard."