Concert Roadie Gifts

OBSOLETE: Any piece of audio equipment you bought last year for mega bucks.

Pete Townshend Vineyards

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

"Well, that's the only song we know, so we can play it another two or three times, or we can cut our losses. Waddya say, Cleveland?"

'Why don't you ever look at ME that way?'

Music to drive ( others mad) to...

Rainbow Quartet

'I think I see what's making your funny noise.'

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

Quartet.

'After hours of rehearsing together, little Judy Barlow is going to play 'Three Blind Mice' while her father screams, 'Keep that racket down, will ya?''

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

'Why is the guitarist doing a Jack Sparrow impression?'

Jimmy Page.

Language purists bring correctness to a whole new level, forcing a name change for Ireland's most famous band.

Music at Home Pt. 1

'I love rock festivals!'

'I told you we should have gone wireless.'

"Life After a Circus Bankruptcy."

All Les's dreams of stardom were coming true, and he'd only played one note.

'And I say he makes us look bad when he rides around listening to those books.'

Nick Cave

An Audio Technician's Pocket Knife

Adam Levine

'I'm with the band.'

Fuzz - there's a rumor about the band that we only play Metallica covers...

Bravo!

Guitar Hero.

A-Hem! I'm still singing here!

Concert still in progress

Road work next 15 years.

"In conclusion , I'll replay the notes I played incorrectly. There was an F sharp, two E flats, a G..."

"Here's a little song I wrote in prison. Actually, I was at Motor Vehicle renewing my license, but it SEEMED like prison."

"Look what I found in the garage! My old music speakers!"

'That's nothing I am one million years old and if I had their kind of money I would be a boulder in my own Canyon.'