Concert Roadie Pillows

OBSOLETE: Any piece of audio equipment you bought last year for mega bucks.

Pete Townshend Vineyards

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

"Well, that's the only song we know, so we can play it another two or three times, or we can cut our losses. Waddya say, Cleveland?"

'Why don't you ever look at ME that way?'

Music to drive ( others mad) to...

Rainbow Quartet

'I think I see what's making your funny noise.'

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

Quartet.

'After hours of rehearsing together, little Judy Barlow is going to play 'Three Blind Mice' while her father screams, 'Keep that racket down, will ya?''

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

"Life After a Circus Bankruptcy."

Music at Home Pt. 1

'I love rock festivals!'

All Les's dreams of stardom were coming true, and he'd only played one note.

'I told you we should have gone wireless.'

'And I say he makes us look bad when he rides around listening to those books.'

Bravo!

Concert still in progress

An Audio Technician's Pocket Knife

Guitar Hero.

A-Hem! I'm still singing here!

'I'm with the band.'

Road work next 15 years.

"In conclusion , I'll replay the notes I played incorrectly. There was an F sharp, two E flats, a G..."

"Here's a little song I wrote in prison. Actually, I was at Motor Vehicle renewing my license, but it SEEMED like prison."

Roadie

'Rock and roll's so middle class nowadays.'

"Look what I found in the garage! My old music speakers!"