Rv Roadie Pillows

"It says here that 10,000 baby boomers are retiring every year."

Thru versus Through Traffic

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

'Why don't you ever look at ME that way?'

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

'I think I see what's making your funny noise.'

All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles.

Excess Baggage: In the old days folks called 2 weeks with 4 kids in a non-air conditioned car a vacation.

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

'It's great to get back to the simple life'

Bumper stickers: 'Keep on Truckin''; 'Keep on Trunkin''.

"You must be the newly qualified driver."

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

"We'll get there when we get there!"

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

'There's nothing like roughing it in the woods to make a man feel alive!'

Caution: Construction workers standing around and drinking coffee.

'That's hydroplaning for ya.'

'Gen-Xers in their retirement years.'

Tolls: Must have exact change and tails up.

'That last hill was a bit steep!'

'I think we have some stowaways.'

Lightening the load at the Weigh Station.

'I need both hands for steering.'

'And I say he makes us look bad when he rides around listening to those books.'

"This can't be good."

Themeless Park - 1 Mile

'I told you we should have gone wireless.'