Ruthless Idea Admirer Pillows

Boss, the customers can hear you cackling maniacally. I've topped myself, minion. It's not enough to run ads that tout our own excellence; we have to simultaneously tear down the competition. Behold my masterpiece. "100 percent of those who drink Coffee King's coffee will die." Best part is it's technically true.

'Williams, we're not used to receiving such excellent ideas as these, so we'd like to tone them down a bit.'

"If nothing else needs welding, Paula, I'm going to lunch."

' A good idea '

Bright idea

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

Penguins flying to igloo birdhouse

Optimist

'Ideas.com' desk with a 'come' tray and a 'gone' tray.

Zoo: No Hunting.

A balloon seller is selling thought bubble balloons

Boom

Elevator Pitch

"Hank brings five years of top sales experience to our team so lets try to make him feel welcome as he makes you all look bad."

"Just what is a runcible spoon?"

"But some of my best ideas come while I'm in the litter box."

First love.

'I'll raise you, Lazarus...'

Presidential surveillance ass!"

"I see you haven't forgotten how to play with your balls, honey." "Thanks."

Robber on treadmill

"Now that we've fallen in love, I have a confession. I'm not a giraffe—I'm fifty-eight weasels in a trenchcoat."

'Okay, let's go over this again: You tell me your great ideas, I repeat them back to you, then you tell me I have a great idea and I get all the credit for it!'

Patents office.

'If we can't come up with better ideas, at least we should have better excuses.'

Lumiere brothers caricature

Henry Fox Talbot

"Actually, I worked my way up from ideas and you can too!"

New Idea

"You inherited an extra toe from your father and didn't pay the inheritance tax on it."

"I'm sorry-you tapped into something no one cares about."

Eureka

'The tests indicate you've been exposed to a new idea.'

Turning off the thinking lightbulb at home time.

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Jesus has a Practice Before Raising Lazarus.