Rustic Relaxation T-Shirts

"Ironically, this is the living room."

A Good Batch.

DO Not Disturb (Except For Meals)

"I am not a workaholic. I just work to relax."

'Oh, rustic used to mean 'no indoor plumbing', but now it means, 'No computers'!'

Country farmhouse loaf / Inner city highrise loaf.

"The new house is almost ready!"

Before pagers,mobile phones and the internet.

'Zeb, don't you reckon it's time you took that pig into town and traded him for some decent Wi'-Fi?'

"Ernie's full service salon and day spa."

The Near Outback: Lenny and Samantha

'I really don't care about your work/life balance.'

'Toilet paper, Lassie! Fetch toilet paper! Stupid mutt!'

"Harry, you're beginning to go to seed!"

"Colin's relaxation classes seem to have worked."

What do you tell someone who asks you what kind of work you do?

The Rudges' peaceful home

'I'm still stressed out.'

Early American Think tank

Hungry Panda Thirsty Hippo Curious Sloth

Looks like you put too much dosie in that doe, Earl.

Rustic Campgrounds.

Rustic Camping: No Water, Electric or Wi-Fi

'We like to welcome new team members with three cheers and a wet towel.'

'The paper screwed up the ad. It read 'Wanted: Hired Gun' rather than 'hired man'.'

Early American Think Tank.

"I think I'll sleep in tonight!"

"Don't worry about me. I'm the late bird."

'Did you remember to lock the house?'

"By God, you're right. This is a three day weekend."

Skunk to psychologist: 'It doesn't do me any good to stop and smell the roses.'

"If I let you put a blanket over your cubicle, Hartley, I'd have to let everyone put a blanket over their cubicle."

"Done already? Wow!" "Yup, a new record. Just under two years."

'Oh, how utterly romantic! A hunter rug in front of the fireplace!'

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