Rustic Epicurean Gifts

Searching for a gift that resonates with the rustic epicurean's love of hearty, handcrafted flavors? Discover fun and thoughtful items that transform their kitchen or dining area into a cozy, spirited haven. Perfect for food lovers who adore a rustic charm paired with creative flair, our selection features witty designs on mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints that speak to their culinary passions. Whether it’s for a special occasion or a tasty surprise, these gifts are sure to delight the rustic epicurean’s palate and personality.

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"Hickory smoke—that's what gives it that hearty Western flavor."

"Hickory smoke—that's what gives it that hearty Western flavor." mockup

"Hickory smoke—that's what gives it that hearty Western flavor."

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'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.' mockup

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

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"Hmmm... low ash content. Smells like someone switched to canola oil... wait, is that tripe I smell?"

"Hmmm... low ash content. Smells like someone switched to canola oil... wait, is that tripe I smell?" mockup

"Hmmm... low ash content. Smells like someone switched to canola oil... wait, is that tripe I smell?"

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'You're lucky there, Sir. That's the last one in the world.'

'You're lucky there, Sir. That's the last one in the world.' mockup

'You're lucky there, Sir. That's the last one in the world.'

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'It's the essence of springtime. You're really enjoying it.'

'It's the essence of springtime. You're really enjoying it.' mockup

'It's the essence of springtime. You're really enjoying it.'

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"You arrived as bottom-feeders, but you shall leave as bottom-gourmands."

"You arrived as bottom-feeders, but you shall leave as bottom-gourmands." mockup

"You arrived as bottom-feeders, but you shall leave as bottom-gourmands."

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" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well." mockup

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

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"Call this cordon bleu?"

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"This robot barista is so authentic it even got my name wrong."

"This robot barista is so authentic it even got my name wrong." mockup

"This robot barista is so authentic it even got my name wrong."

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'Our five-course dinners start with denial, followed by anger, bargaining, depression and finally acceptance.'

'Our five-course dinners start with denial, followed by anger, bargaining, depression and finally acceptance.' mockup

'Our five-course dinners start with denial, followed by anger, bargaining, depression and finally acceptance.'

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'...and that concludes this seminar on healthy living. Now, if anyone cares to join me, I'm off to that new place down the street for some steak and a few beers.'

'...and that concludes this seminar on healthy living. Now, if anyone cares to join me, I'm off to that new place down the street for some steak and a few beers.'

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'No, there isn't any shrimp in the 'Shrimp Surprise' -- It's just called that because it's not all that surprising.'

'No, there isn't any shrimp in the 'Shrimp Surprise' -- It's just called that because it's not all that surprising.' mockup

'No, there isn't any shrimp in the 'Shrimp Surprise' -- It's just called that because it's not all that surprising.'

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How to injury yourself as an adult mockup

How to injury yourself as an adult

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'How many Breadsticks have you eaten?' mockup

'How many Breadsticks have you eaten?'

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"Since I proved in my last lecture that none of us really exist...I'm going to change this to a cooking class!"

"Since I proved in my last lecture that none of us really exist...I'm going to change this to a cooking class!" mockup

"Since I proved in my last lecture that none of us really exist...I'm going to change this to a cooking class!"

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Romance novel writers make the best waiters. 'Tonight's special is chicken: ample,milky white breasts, touched with a slight hesitation of strong,rigid basil, too headstrong to stay and too scared to stop.'

Romance novel writers make the best waiters. 'Tonight's special is chicken: ample,milky white breasts, touched with a slight hesitation of strong,rigid basil, too headstrong to stay and too scared to stop.'

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"The book, How to Serve Man! It's. . . It's a cook book, filled with recipes that use MSG and transfats!"

"The book, How to Serve Man! It's. . . It's a cook book, filled with recipes that use MSG and transfats!" mockup

"The book, How to Serve Man! It's. . . It's a cook book, filled with recipes that use MSG and transfats!"

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You complimented the chef on his dumplings-now he wishes to return the compliments!

You complimented the chef on his dumplings-now he wishes to return the compliments! mockup

You complimented the chef on his dumplings-now he wishes to return the compliments!

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No Flash Photography of Meals

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"What's good here?"

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'Now, if you can get them when they're still in the clamshell, their adrenalin is way higher which enhances the taste. In fact, here comes one right now!'

'Now, if you can get them when they're still in the clamshell, their adrenalin is way higher which enhances the taste. In fact, here comes one right now!' mockup

'Now, if you can get them when they're still in the clamshell, their adrenalin is way higher which enhances the taste. In fact, here comes one right now!'

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