Rustic Adventurer Gifts

"You go on in, I’m just going to catch up with the moon for a few minutes."

'For the life of me I can't see how cooking over a fire, bathing under a spigot and sleeping on the ground can be fun!'

'Hey,that wasn't there yesterday,let's go check it out.'

'Don't worry, the first 30 years of working with goats are the hardest.'

"Don't be embarrassed. Most heroic archetypes your age have lost the ability to swashbuckle."

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

"They're comfortable."

"Now you can send it."

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

"I always end up buying way more black-truffle honey than I intended."

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

'Somehow an electronic fish finder just isn't as exciting as a 'Ben fish finder'.'

Shoot For The Moon

"...it's another metal detector."

'Oh, I plow the fields, Greta takes care of the house, and young Johan, here, maintains the website.'

'Now, you can SWASH, and you can BUCKLE, but you can't SWASHBUCKLE.'

"Look! I can almost spot the bar I should be in right now!"

'I'm not sure my heart could take the excitement.'

"I'm feeling adventurous today, Penny – let's tack on a block."

"Now THAT's what I call a budget airline!"

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

"I never got the chance to be homesick. You tweeted about me 20 times a day."

"I'm trying to focus on the treasures in my life that aren't buried."

Pub Kendo.

'Pity you never have learned to sail...'

'Daddy says, 'Better drowned than duffers if not duffers won't drown'. Well, let's just hope social services don't hear about this.'

"That's a beautiful poem, but of course, if you took the road less traveled, we'd make sure you have your GPS."

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

After traveling across the universe for thousands of years, an episode of "Leave It To Beaver" is received by an inhabitant of a distant galaxy.

'This is the last time I fly economy!'

"I'm going to introduce you to the wonderful world of trees."

"The years 1966 through 1995 are blank because I was on tour with the Grateful Dead."

"And how do expect to pay for this, Mr Morton?"

"I have this nagging feeling we've forgotten something..."

'We've travelled tandem all our mrried life!'