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'What are those brown marks?' - 'The original rust.'

"Joel! Killer crust!"

'Three weeks of brutal alimony negotiations, Polly, and you settle for a cracker!'

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

'Stove Top Stuffing! My favourite!'

Dyslexic Cattle Ranch

'You reek of crackers.'

'Oh, I plow the fields, Greta takes care of the house, and young Johan, here, maintains the website.'

"It's this trend that leads us to believe we should supplement our oil commodities with investments in some of the Earth's rich vinegar and crouton reserves."

Man frozen in portrait pose.

"So who ordered the 'Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum on a dead mans chest'?"

"I'll wear any kind of dirt, but I prefer a rich loam with lots of humus."

Moliere

Charles Dickens.

'Dear father for what I am about to receive I give thee thanks.'

"Maybe I've been brainwashed, but at this point I do believe I actually want a goddamn cracker."

Beer Lunch

C Day Lewis.

Bleak House

"You've opened my eyes to the most disgusting worldly delights."

'...And an extra packet of crackers! It's our Anniversary!'

'They must have really listened to their mothers about chewing their food.'

'...and to commemorate 20 loyal years to the company, this gold plated sundial.'

Baker

'Cows have bellies because their horns don't work.'

3 Bottle Banks - Clear, coloured and rum bottles.

Big deal! If you were smart, you'd have waited for the price of gold to go up. Everyone's a critic.

Cattle farmer's super-market

The 'I'm Almost Finished With War And Peace' Bookmark

"Y formerly Department of Government Efficiency"

Crusty Bread

Stealth grazing.

"Might I recommend the cud?"

'The U.S. of A. - Guarantor for freedom, humanity and democracy!'

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