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"Russian blue"

"Meet the scribe"

Historical memory is on life support.

'You're right. Our old safety files have become a safety concern.'

'The definition of OBSOLETE: old fashioned dictionaries.'

Alien Assumption

'...then Johannes Gutenberg built the first bookcase'

Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.

Office worker pushing a pile of papers on trolley.

Letter Collecting Nerd

'From albums to 8-tracks to cassettes to CD's...What a long, loud trip it's been!'

'Congratulations on your purchase of the new Kablooey! Desk Organizer! Instructions for use...'

"Today I came across antiderenuclearizationalityness."

Catalogue of little books.

'Never trust emails. You can't shred them.'

"I think I'll keep a diary..."

Clubbing

We have a nice selection of office artifacts, a typewriter, carbon paper, ashtrays, our CEO's last handwritten memo...

Attic of hopes and dreams...

'Does anyone know where we keep the unwritten rules?'

'Should-do and shouldn't-do sound a lot alike.'

"So no bases are uncovered, Sister Ann gives the sermon to the deaf and Brother Brooks blogs it."

"Blame the scientists who are teaching me sign-language Mum: It's not my fault if it's easier to learn the rude signs..."

'Mr. Fitzburger, didn't we agree on a no-pets-in-the-apartment policy?!!'

'The last Doctor to go into medical records has still not been found.'

'Oh sure, Your Honor, he can speak. He's using sign language ...

Dive in Archive.

Energy trap.

"I'm still looking, sir?"

Doo inc..can and no can.

"I let go of all my earthly attachments, but there's one I can't seem to shake."

'I can't remember the title,but it was on a little white piece of paper.'