Digital Files T-Shirts

Lady funneling her record collection onto an mp3 player,

"I let go of all my earthly attachments, but there's one I can't seem to shake."

"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."

'Congratulations on your purchase of the new Kablooey! Desk Organizer! Instructions for use...'

"Don’t you eyeball me, Ed! That’s right, look down at the table. Only technicians who remember to back up the data can look at me! And if you start to cry I will fire you!"

(No caption. Signs on file cabinets drawers read, "Files Saved to Hard Drive," "Files Saved to Disk," "Files Saved to Traveldrive," "Trash.")

'Who said romance is dead? I just downloaded a screensaver with red roses and chocolates for your PC!'

"I've got a better view on my smart phone."

''Surprise' starts with an 'S', Wilkins! You're in the wrong drawer again!'

"My Gmail account is full. I can't get any more email." "So?" "I'll miss email. It was so old-timey. You could write hundreds or even thousands of words, with actual paragraphs." "People didn't see any little animations to show them you were typing. They had to actually wonder if you were going to reply." "And the spam was fun. You never got to hear from Nigerian princes while you're checking your texts." "Just delete stuff." "If you delete a few gigs of old emails, you'll be able to get n

In/Out Tray.

'Does anyone know where we keep the unwritten rules?'

Megabyte Information Processing Center.

File Cabinets for Perfectionists

A man looking at a piece of art through a phone camera

Harvesting the folder crop in Manila

'I have no idea what's wrong with you. I just collect information. My computer makes the decisions.'

''The Thinker' is an outdated concept.'

Filling Cabinet - "Why are all the letters different?"

'Miscellaneous' and 'Non-Miscellaneous' trays

A family reunion that warms them to their very core.

"Just sign it, or I'll post YOUR old report cards on social media."

Master Artists' Computer Graphics: Jackson Pollock's 'Computer Splatter.'

Doo inc..can and no can.

'I took the liberty of digitally enhancing my resume to make a mountain out of a mole hill.'

Files of Doom

"And can one illuminate the manuscript?"

National Archives

'I made a backup disc. Then I realized I wanted a backup of the backup. Then I decided just to be safe, to make a backup of that backup...'

"Great, but where are all the books?"

"Can't believe you've still got an eight-track player in this thing."

"My computer tower is so big and old, I had to rent a forklift to remove it from my home."

"Yes, I'm sitting here with my head in a cloud...that's where you stored the project!"

"Wow, thanks. I'm a big fan. I've downloaded all your stuff."

"Oh dear, it seems your file has been routinely destroyed."