Rural-urban Harmonizer Gifts

"I guess this means we're an emerging economy."

"She's done it! The formula for work-life balance!"

Take the time to do something nice for yourself. Your kids will thank you. That is, if you ever decide to have them.

Commutobile

'Nigel, what have I told you about bringing your work home with you?'

Couple who have confused their baby's pram and the lawn mower.

French horn.

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

"He knows 'sit, stay, paw' and 'upstate.'"

10 Commandments if God was a Woman...

'Not that sort of rock garden!'

"I'm sorry I'm away from my desk, but it's still in my thoughts."

Remote work

"I don’t see how confirming who I like best will help this situation."

"Decide who you are, Wanona, before you buy sheets."

Trumpet and birds

Lion Choir.

Hormones before and after pregnancy.

Another thing is that it's really cool in the summer!

Girl at booth sell Homework Help and a boy sell Homework Eaten with a dog.

Musician

'Ned taps his pencil, Jill hums and Bill whistles - form a band, guys, and take it on the road!'

'My doctor says it's the result of stress caused by overwork.'

'Stresses can have a motivating effect ... If they don't KILL YOU!

"Yep. Looks like I'm pregnant again."

A beekeeper with their bees

Internal Clock

A man conducting a bird in a tree.

Cosmopolitan cows: 'Hay!'

"Synchronized sitting"

"No, this is the choir, NOT your backup group."

I trimmed my natural plantings to look good for your house buyers. Thanks! Someone is coming over now. I'll hide out with you. For sale. This is a well-kept street. People love their neat, green lawns. Doesn't anyone keep an eco-friendly yard?

Cellist

Limos, trucks, S.U.V.s, rush past me in a breeze. Passing by... without a nod, while here I stand playing God...'

"My wife provides the scatter cushions and potpourri."