Rural-urban Harmonizer Mugs

"I guess this means we're an emerging economy."

"She's done it! The formula for work-life balance!"

Take the time to do something nice for yourself. Your kids will thank you. That is, if you ever decide to have them.

Commutobile

Couple who have confused their baby's pram and the lawn mower.

French horn.

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

"He knows 'sit, stay, paw' and 'upstate.'"

'Not that sort of rock garden!'

"I don’t see how confirming who I like best will help this situation."

Remote work

"I'm sorry I'm away from my desk, but it's still in my thoughts."

Girl at booth sell Homework Help and a boy sell Homework Eaten with a dog.

"Decide who you are, Wanona, before you buy sheets."

Musician

Trumpet and birds

Lion Choir.

Hormones before and after pregnancy.

'Ned taps his pencil, Jill hums and Bill whistles - form a band, guys, and take it on the road!'

'My doctor says it's the result of stress caused by overwork.'

'Stresses can have a motivating effect ... If they don't KILL YOU!

"Yep. Looks like I'm pregnant again."

Internal Clock

"Synchronized sitting"

A man conducting a bird in a tree.

Cosmopolitan cows: 'Hay!'

A beekeeper with their bees

"No, this is the choir, NOT your backup group."

"My wife provides the scatter cushions and potpourri."

Limos, trucks, S.U.V.s, rush past me in a breeze. Passing by... without a nod, while here I stand playing God...'

Cellist

'Our counselor thinks we can work it out, but my Feng Shui consultant says I should divorce him.'